British car jokes
Creepyjon
12-15-2003, 06:08 PM
Ok I used to have a Jag so I know most of them here we go:
Q: Why don't the british make tv sets?
A: They can't find a way to make them leak oil!
Q: Why do the british drink warm beer?
A: Lucas makes the electronics in the fridges too!
Q: Why don't you ever see a british car with the top up?
A: By the time they get the top on the interior has filled up with water OR it has stopped raining!
Ok lets hear yours, it's fun to poke fun at ourselfs, but I'd love to have another Jag any day than the crappy metro I got now!
Q: Why don't the british make tv sets?
A: They can't find a way to make them leak oil!
Q: Why do the british drink warm beer?
A: Lucas makes the electronics in the fridges too!
Q: Why don't you ever see a british car with the top up?
A: By the time they get the top on the interior has filled up with water OR it has stopped raining!
Ok lets hear yours, it's fun to poke fun at ourselfs, but I'd love to have another Jag any day than the crappy metro I got now!
MioCLK
12-19-2003, 03:53 PM
I think the X-type is Jaguar's biggest joke.
BMW_4.4i
03-07-2004, 08:20 PM
:iagree:
BMW_4.4i
03-07-2004, 08:21 PM
It would be better than a metro tho,
lol :lol:
lol :lol:
thunderbird muscle
03-09-2004, 11:33 PM
I feel sorry for anyone who has to drive a metro!!
Do you want us to pray for you lol
Do you want us to pray for you lol
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