Slacker
kris
12-17-2001, 02:45 PM
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks -- "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy."
Boooo, that was weak.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks -- "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy."
Boooo, that was weak.
SkylinesKillAll
12-17-2001, 02:47 PM
lol it was a good try
YogsVR4
12-17-2001, 02:48 PM
:D It may have been weak. But I liked it!
johnny
12-17-2001, 02:51 PM
I was that Pizza boy
speediva
12-17-2001, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by johnny
I was that Pizza boy
How'd I guess? ;) j/k
Kb: cute :)
I was that Pizza boy
How'd I guess? ;) j/k
Kb: cute :)
primera man
12-17-2001, 03:15 PM
I like it :p :p :p
JD@af
12-17-2001, 07:49 PM
Yeah, that classifies as a good one http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/icons/icon14.gif
Jimster
12-17-2001, 07:51 PM
thats some good work Kb
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