Famous Last Words

"I'll get a world record for this."

"Let me just reach in and get your watch out of the printing press."

"Gee, that's a cute tatoo."

"It's fireproof."

"He's probably just hibernating."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a Citizen's Arrest."

"So.... you're a cannibal aye?"

"It's probably just a rash."

"Why am I standing on a plastic sheet?"

"Are you sure the power's off?"

"The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"Which wire am I supposed to cut?"

"Don't worry I saw this done on TV."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

" I'll hold it and you light the fuse."

"If at first you don't suceed, then skydiving is not for you!"

and my favorite
"I've never seen so damn many Indians"

Originally posted by YogsVR4
"I'll get a world record for this."



and my favorite
"I've never seen so damn many Indians"

hehe :D

"Is it supposed to taste like that?"
"I'm dying." ;)

"Dont be silly , they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist....."

Originally posted by YogsVR4
"Gee, that's a cute tatoo."
:huh: :confused:

"What are you gonna do . . . shoot me?"

"What happens if it doesn't work?"

ah man, you forgot one....

"lets see how fast this baby goes"

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

"Of course I know when our anniversarry is...."
:eek:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
:huh: :confused:

think "Big burly biker with bowie knife"

Originally posted by YogsVR4


think "Big burly biker with bowie knife" hehe. Me gets it now! :p :hehehe: :D

How bout this one...

"Girls have adams apples, right?"

hehe.

just purely for the sake of saying it (even though it's not really "last words").....

"I bet I get as stiff as a telegraph pole when this baby hits redline!"

Originally posted by moondog
just purely for the sake of saying it (even though it's not really "last words").....

"I bet I get as stiff as a telegraph pole when this baby hits redline!" Honey, I’m shocked!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Honey, I’m shocked!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Blame Philip :p

:hehehe: :hehe:

How about:

That platform is as steady as a rock
I don't need no seatbelt
Fuck these speed limit's I'm a good driver
(Hic)I don't care if I have had 11 pints give me another one (Hic)
Pull the cord at what altituuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude............

"no officer, Im just happy to see you...."


:D

"OHHHHHH...WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?"......Mayor of Hiroshima

"Terrorists, Attack america? you've got to be kidding!"

followed by..

"The Americans cant find me if I hide in these caves"

Cant we just be friends

LOL:rolleyes:

Allow me to add

"Excuse me while I relieve myself over by that fence"