Pulled Over
blues02TA
12-12-2003, 04:03 AM
A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a ticket.
Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.
Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]
Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!
The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"
The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
indafastln
12-12-2003, 05:05 AM
:lol:
integra818
12-12-2003, 05:06 AM
Repost, but it's still funny :)
Statistics= 8 out of every 10 jokes on AF are reposts.
Statistics= 8 out of every 10 jokes on AF are reposts.
Oz
12-12-2003, 05:10 AM
:repost:
crayzayjay
12-12-2003, 05:35 AM
The mother of all :repost: 's
Xv7vX
12-12-2003, 10:12 AM
Yeah, but its a funny repost
Formula400
12-12-2003, 11:59 AM
Old or not it's still funny.
YogsVR4
12-12-2003, 01:42 PM
Old or not it's still funny.
Except to us old bastards :p
Except to us old bastards :p
mycivic
12-12-2003, 01:46 PM
i kinda found it funny too.
blues02TA
12-13-2003, 02:15 AM
Repost, but it's still funny
Statistics= 8 out of every 10 jokes on AF are reposts.
The funny thing is I actually searched through a few forums for this when I came across it, in fear it may be a repost. I must've missed it somewhere else; guess it's almost impossible to post any "original" jokes around here. :banghead:
Statistics= 8 out of every 10 jokes on AF are reposts.
The funny thing is I actually searched through a few forums for this when I came across it, in fear it may be a repost. I must've missed it somewhere else; guess it's almost impossible to post any "original" jokes around here. :banghead:
taranaki
12-13-2003, 03:09 AM
Repost, but it's still funny :)
Statistics= 8 out of every 10 jokes on AF are reposts.
Statistic = 8 out of ever 10 statistics on the internet are made up. :grinno:
Statistics= 8 out of every 10 jokes on AF are reposts.
Statistic = 8 out of ever 10 statistics on the internet are made up. :grinno:
Neutrino
12-13-2003, 03:39 AM
Statistic = 8 out of ever 10 statistics on the internet are made up. :grinno:
so you are saing that information on the internet is sometimes made up.......noooo....i'll never believe it...NEVER
so you are saing that information on the internet is sometimes made up.......noooo....i'll never believe it...NEVER
raysoh8
12-13-2003, 04:20 AM
look, its a repost! cool!
zebrathree
12-13-2003, 09:06 AM
:repost:
Repost. And you keep reposting it, too.
Repost. And you keep reposting it, too.
TheNotoriousMogg
12-13-2003, 05:24 PM
huk huk new too me :lol:
jcz1987
12-14-2003, 02:32 AM
Repost, but still funny! :lol:
Oz
12-14-2003, 03:30 AM
Repost. And you keep reposting it, too.
:repost:
:repost:
Motor Eyes
12-14-2003, 05:14 AM
lol same ere
its pretty good
its pretty good
zebrathree
12-14-2003, 05:34 PM
:repost:
Ba ha hah ha hah ha. So simple, yet funny.
Ba ha hah ha hah ha. So simple, yet funny.
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