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TuxedoCartman
12-09-2003, 04:31 PM
Alright, I've finally gotten this figured out!

So, first of all, I kill myself. Since suicide is a sin, I'll go to Hell, where I make friends with Satan. He'll promote me to Demon-status, which I'll use to come back to Earth and possess the President. Now that I'm in control of the President, I'll make it legal to import GT-R's with no modifications or licenses required! We'll list it under the Homeland Security rules so no one questions it. Then, I'll adjust the budget to give NASA and the Pentagon HUGE amounts of money to develop human cloning and time machines. Then I clone my old body, travel ahead in time 25 years, possess my new cloned body, then travel back to 2004 (which would be when I first legalized the Skylines), and VOILA! I'm me, but with a R-34 Skyline GTR! Oh, and a scar on my leg from when stupid clone-me cut himself when he was 12...ergh.

See, no problem! And cheaper than Motorex!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

flylwsi
12-09-2003, 05:07 PM
at least your post was humorous...

you may want to consider selling your soul outright to the devil, and then having him cultivate the plan while you're still around... ya know?

live life, and have an evil plan hatching with minimal input...

SniperX13
12-09-2003, 05:10 PM
ok, I now feel 10x stupider for reading this worthless waste of space and bandwidth.....

abdul9018
12-09-2003, 05:13 PM
hey good plan y not when it all works out u hook me up with one id love gtr and a cople of ferraris or lambos if not any of that hook a bro up with a supra


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ac427cpe
12-09-2003, 06:26 PM
:D funny stuff. although... i would suggest against the selling of your soul to the devil... it's quite depressing when it gets rejected. :evillol: y not just move to NZ?

flylwsi
12-09-2003, 08:40 PM
y not just move to NZ

too easy...

ok, I now feel 10x stupider for reading this worthless waste of space and bandwidth.....
yeah, b/c your post was such a glorious usage of bandwidth... thanks for assisting in the wasting... ;)

RazorGTR
12-10-2003, 02:56 AM
cute buttttttttttttt.

Oh never mind.

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