SCHOOL project help!
goalieman24
12-07-2003, 07:41 PM
ok i have to do a project on kleptomania.... its a mental disorder where you have an impulse to steal things just because and you dont need them. It needs to be something creative... not just plain writing on a piece of poster board. I know some of you intelligent people can think of something good
DigitalPhantom
12-07-2003, 07:53 PM
Hey man, I would help you out on that one, but I have 3x 15 page papers due this week and I havent started one of them. So unless you are willing to write me a paper on either 1) Third Party Politics and their effect on the historical 2 party system. 2) An analytical paper comparing the extent of protest between the US and Great Britain (using emperical evidence and primary sources) or 3) A Paper on the Rebel Factions of the Philippines...
dayna240sx
12-07-2003, 07:58 PM
I am so glad I'm done writing papers. I make it a point to only sign up for classes where I know I wont have to write papers...
ROB3000GTVR4
12-07-2003, 08:10 PM
I would help you but i have to go steal ...oh I mean borrow somthing. :uhoh:
chicago_guy
12-07-2003, 08:16 PM
Draw a picture of a bald guy shoplifting some shampoo. All you gotta do is get the point across to the teacher with some stupid stuff like that. Try to find examples of the disorder in some old newspapers (go to the library and search for it in a big newspaper like the New York Times and such) and display it on your project. I hoped I gave you some good ideas.
goalieman24
12-07-2003, 08:23 PM
haha i like the bald guy stealing the shampoo idea. got any others?? just to give an example another disorder of where you pull hair out a person had a back of a head with hair on it and you pulled hair clumps out and there was info there... stuff like that
chicago_guy
12-07-2003, 08:29 PM
hahaha how about an 80 yr old man stealing some condoms...yea i kno that is wrong but he sure as hell wouldnt be needing those. Ill try to think of serious stuff but not now because im tired as hell.
goalieman24
12-07-2003, 08:39 PM
yeah my teacher might not be too fond of that idea..... on a more serious note...
YellowMaranello
12-07-2003, 09:35 PM
Christopher Reeve stealing a walker?
freakray
12-07-2003, 09:53 PM
Whatever happened to the concept of doing school assignments on your own?
When I was in school, we used to go to the library and research the subject, not go to all our friends and acquintances and hope one of them had the info we need.
When I was in school, we used to go to the library and research the subject, not go to all our friends and acquintances and hope one of them had the info we need.
blindside.AMG
12-07-2003, 10:16 PM
Whatever happened to the concept of doing school assignments on your own?
When I was in school, we used to go to the library and research the subject, not go to all our friends and acquintances and hope one of them had the info we need.
There's nothing wrong with getting opinions from other people. :screwy:
Maybe you could work Wynona Ryder in your report somehow. It always gets a rise out of people to see millionaires steal crap they can easily afford. This will go to show that it really is a disorder and not just something made up as an excuse to steal.
When I was in school, we used to go to the library and research the subject, not go to all our friends and acquintances and hope one of them had the info we need.
There's nothing wrong with getting opinions from other people. :screwy:
Maybe you could work Wynona Ryder in your report somehow. It always gets a rise out of people to see millionaires steal crap they can easily afford. This will go to show that it really is a disorder and not just something made up as an excuse to steal.
Porsche
12-08-2003, 12:19 AM
Steal someone else's project.
integra818
12-08-2003, 12:22 AM
How 'bout a bling guy stealing a newspaper.
slave
12-08-2003, 12:44 AM
I would help you but i have to go steal ...oh I mean borrow somthing. :uhoh:
Dude, thats funny as!!!!!!
Dude, thats funny as!!!!!!
taranaki
12-08-2003, 06:34 AM
Steal someone else's project.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
The night before your project is due,steal the teachers car.When he/she turns up for class the next day,make sure it's on the front steps of the main building,with your project neatly tucked into the steering wheel.
It's YOUR project,kiddo.I gave all of that pointless crap up about 25 years ago.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
The night before your project is due,steal the teachers car.When he/she turns up for class the next day,make sure it's on the front steps of the main building,with your project neatly tucked into the steering wheel.
It's YOUR project,kiddo.I gave all of that pointless crap up about 25 years ago.
Cavallino
12-08-2003, 08:46 AM
Steal someone else's project.
Dammit that was my advice! siiiiiigh Go on a stealing spree and hand everything you steal in as your project saying to do this project you needed to understand what it's like to be a klepto.
Dammit that was my advice! siiiiiigh Go on a stealing spree and hand everything you steal in as your project saying to do this project you needed to understand what it's like to be a klepto.
crayzayjay
12-08-2003, 11:15 AM
There's nothing wrong with getting opinions from other people. :screwy:
Ray's completely right. This guy hasnt even put forward an idea of his own and he just wants people to come up with stuff for him...
The way he prompts someone by asking for ideas "on a more serious note" :screwy: is fucking ridiculous... sorry boss! talk about lazy :screwy:
he could at least show he's putting some effort into it :disappoin
Ray's completely right. This guy hasnt even put forward an idea of his own and he just wants people to come up with stuff for him...
The way he prompts someone by asking for ideas "on a more serious note" :screwy: is fucking ridiculous... sorry boss! talk about lazy :screwy:
he could at least show he's putting some effort into it :disappoin
Motor Eyes
12-08-2003, 04:49 PM
i couldnt agree more.
i know ure in deep shit if you dont do the assignment, but its all i can offer.
dont do it, and dont turn up for school. just like i did years back.
i know ure in deep shit if you dont do the assignment, but its all i can offer.
dont do it, and dont turn up for school. just like i did years back.
freakray
12-08-2003, 06:19 PM
Ray's completely right. This guy hasnt even put forward an idea of his own and he just wants people to come up with stuff for him...
The way he prompts someone by asking for ideas "on a more serious note" :screwy: is fucking ridiculous... sorry boss! talk about lazy :screwy:
he could at least show he's putting some effort into it :disappoin
Thank you Jay.
Give him this much credit, he's doing a project on kleptomania and he wants to steal the credit for our ideas :loser:
The way he prompts someone by asking for ideas "on a more serious note" :screwy: is fucking ridiculous... sorry boss! talk about lazy :screwy:
he could at least show he's putting some effort into it :disappoin
Thank you Jay.
Give him this much credit, he's doing a project on kleptomania and he wants to steal the credit for our ideas :loser:
goalieman24
12-08-2003, 07:19 PM
whoaaa take it easy.... i got what i wanted a bunch of posts back so all of this really isnt necessary. like you guys never asked anyone else for an idea before:thumbsdown:
goalieman24
12-08-2003, 07:22 PM
Give him this much credit, he's doing a project on kleptomania and he wants to steal the credit for our ideas
and where might your idea be my friend?
and where might your idea be my friend?
freakray
12-08-2003, 08:08 PM
and where might your idea be my friend?
I would prefer if you don't call me your friend.
Like hell I am going to do YOUR school project for you, do it yourself or did you burn out your creative juices playing with your PS2 and reading Playboy?
Like I said, if we give you a good idea you'll only steal the credit by using the idea and claiming it as your own.
I would prefer if you don't call me your friend.
Like hell I am going to do YOUR school project for you, do it yourself or did you burn out your creative juices playing with your PS2 and reading Playboy?
Like I said, if we give you a good idea you'll only steal the credit by using the idea and claiming it as your own.
blindside.AMG
12-08-2003, 09:03 PM
I would prefer if you don't call me your friend.
Like hell I am going to do YOUR school project for you, do it yourself or did you burn out your creative juices playing with your PS2 and reading Playboy?
Like I said, if we give you a good idea you'll only steal the credit by using the idea and claiming it as your own.
Is it that time of the month again?
Like hell I am going to do YOUR school project for you, do it yourself or did you burn out your creative juices playing with your PS2 and reading Playboy?
Like I said, if we give you a good idea you'll only steal the credit by using the idea and claiming it as your own.
Is it that time of the month again?
Motor Eyes
12-09-2003, 02:40 AM
you guys are all pms. honestly. if that boy wants some help, let him figure it out god damn it, ididnt see anyone helping me do assigments or anything like that on the internet online..
jsut dont turn up for school if u dont want to do it. its that bloody easy.
:uhoh:
jsut dont turn up for school if u dont want to do it. its that bloody easy.
:uhoh:
freakray
12-09-2003, 10:19 AM
Is it that time of the month again?
No, but you seem to be very in touch with your feminine side:gay:
No, but you seem to be very in touch with your feminine side:gay:
slave
12-09-2003, 03:39 PM
I'm with Ray.
Dude, go learn how to read anything other than a forum or games manual and you know what? You might just be able to figure this project out by yourself.
For future reference, it'd be nice if you could have at LEAST said, I've done this, and this, and this, and do you guys have any ideas on "insert something trivial here."
Oh wait, you did insert something trivial, your effort so far...
Dude, go learn how to read anything other than a forum or games manual and you know what? You might just be able to figure this project out by yourself.
For future reference, it'd be nice if you could have at LEAST said, I've done this, and this, and this, and do you guys have any ideas on "insert something trivial here."
Oh wait, you did insert something trivial, your effort so far...
taranaki
12-09-2003, 04:46 PM
This thread has reached the point of no return.If anyone wants to help the guy,pm him.Closed to prevent any further squabbling.
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