Help write Santa a ticket!

Ho Ho Ho, on the Visa it go? Santa has put a big hole in my stocking this year........
Are there any good people out there who can help me GET MY REVENGE and write up an offence notice for the jolly fat fellow in red?

Violations so far -

Speeding

Overloading

Operating a modified vehicle without a permit

Excess alcohol (he gets lotsa beer round here!)



Grumpy folk please note: It's a joke, that's all.MERRY CHISTMAS TO ALL!

I'm pretty sure he doesn't have taillights. :D

I'm sure there are laws about letting your animals crap all over. :alien:

Doesn't he fall under "breaking and entering?" :evillaugh

I dunt think he has license plates...

Would Santa Be tried under rules of the road, or would he mostly be convicted of FAA violations? Like flying in restricted airspace or something? Or maybe failing to file a flight plan?

No Brakes
No seat belt

Customs! Or, international trade tariffs?

I would think breaking the laws of thermodynamics would be high on the list.