serious girl problems...

I've been hanging with this girl since 3 1/2 weeks before I graduated from high school. I already knew that she was the type of girl that was only there for the attention(one of my boys said so and even 2 of my female friends told me). I didn't even attach myself to her as my g/f, but I believe she lost her mind somewhere along the line and decided that she is my g/f.

About a month and a half ago at the homecoming game, I told her that I wasn't really interested in dating her(although I did it just to be nice) and that we should just be friends(although my mind was so deep in the gutter there was no way out). Now everytime I see her in public, it's like it's like hell. She holds my hand, she kisses me, she whispers "things" in my ear, and it's driving me nuts(and manages to turn me on at the same time...).

Is there anyway to make this stop(without getting a restraining order)? Any & all help would be greatly appreciated. thank you for your time.

it looks like you got yourself a psyco :screwy:

Hmm. I'd say tap it then leave, but meh, i'm embittered still. Seems to me that she's trying real hard to impress you though.

I like the sound of tap it and leave(or as I call it...Stick and Move), but if she is trying to impress me...I'll give her a chance. If this is one of those tricks that I have seen many times before, maybe I'll just find some other girl who actually does like me for me instead of liking me for what I have.

Stck and Move would be the smartest move to pull

Stck and Move would be the smartest move to pull

Unless it was worth sticking around a bit more for another poke. If you ever want to get rid of her tell her your herpes have gonorhea.

Unless it was worth sticking around a bit more for another poke. If you ever want to get rid of her tell her your herpes have gonorhea.
:rofl:

In that case; I'd be :boink: and :boink: and :boink:. I think that's the only thing she wants...I'll just give it to her as an early christmas present :iceslolan :boink:

Dude, she is nuts. Bang her, get up and leave. The next day MOVE!

I like the sound of "Stick and Move" (it can apply to manual tranny's!!!) Anyways, I agree with all posts. First, you DO have a psycho on your hands. Second, tap it. More than once if need be.

But then you have to consider that psychos and tapping are a BAD combination. If anything, that makes them more attached. You also have to worry about them doing some psycho thing like telling you they're on the pill to get pregnant and have a "family." Rule #1 ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM, no matter WHAT she says. Rule #2 TAKE THE CONDOM WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE, throw it out the window or something, or if it's in your house, hide it until she leaves. Remember this bitch is crazy and MAY want to get pregnant. She'll do anything...

This HAS happened to me before, and the only thing that worked was for me to hook up with a possessive girl, who was willing to kill anyone who acted like they were trying to make me away from her (kinda like a pit bull with benefits, eh? :evillol: ) The thing with that approach is then you have to get rid of the possessive psycho ('cause yes, she's a little crazy, too).

Well, if you find an answer to that last one, let me know. PLEASE, let me know. I can't take this anymore. :banghead:

Moral: Don't listen to me. I just always seem to get myself in bigger shit.

Rule #1 ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM, no matter WHAT she says.

:iagree:


This HAS happened to me before, and the only thing that worked was for me to hook up with a possessive girl, who was willing to kill anyone who acted like they were trying to make me away from her (kinda like a pit bull with benefits, eh? :evillol: ) The thing with that approach is then you have to get rid of the possessive psycho ('cause yes, she's a little crazy, too).


Well, if you find an answer to that last one, let me know. PLEASE, let me know. I can't take this anymore. :banghead:


Well...I guess I'll find out after work tonight. I'll probably find an answer to that last one by this weekend. Then again...You can always find one of those girls from the ghetto to beat her down :chair: :evillol: :rofl: .

Write back, seriously. I wanna know you're still alive.

And in regards to myself...hell, I'm stuck. Not even the Pope could exorcise this demon. It is my DESTINY! And I must learn to accept it.
















Any mercenaries in here?! :naughty:

Write back, seriously. I wanna know you're still alive.

Alive: :iceslolan
Stuck: :grinno:

I :boink: it, :slap: her around a bit, and left

The student has become the master. :worshippy

if she is still hanging around, tell her you were afraid to let your "freak" side free, and stat wanting to do lots of shit to her. break out the whips and chains ;)


stick and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. so throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me :)

stick and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. so throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me :)

lol, I like that! :evillol:

ok, I fixed my typo. thanks for correcting me, I didn't even catch it.

I wasn't bein' a smart-ass... It's funny how that one letter could thrown a word off to make it look completely different. I didn't even figure it out 'til I read the rest of the post!

no harm, no foul. I just hate making typos and can't believe I let one slip through.

I'm the same way. I'm obsessive/compulsive about that shit.

:rofl:

I haven't heard that in so long...and she hasn't seen the "freak" side yet. Come to think of it...No one has ever saw my purebred evil side yet either :evillol:. I can only imagine what would happen if she tries to come back :evillol: .

She wants you because you don't want her...this usually is the other way around with the guy fall for the girl who barely even likes him as a friend...you turned the tables when you told her you didn't want a relationship and now she wants to change your mind...

do dumb shit and constantly piss her off...or if shes pretty enough, fool around with her and act all interested in marriage lol...

She wants you because you don't want her...this usually is the other way around with the guy fall for the girl who barely even likes him as a friend...you turned the tables when you told her you didn't want a relationship and now she wants to change your mind...
My mind=fried from worthless education :iceslolan

do dumb shit and constantly piss her off...or if shes pretty enough, fool around with her and act all interested in marriage lol...

Marriage? :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh:

The "M" word is considered forbidden in my mind. Believe me...I can constantly piss someone off by doing dumb shit, so that would drive her away in less than an hour :rofl: .

dont go with the "M" word. next thing you know you might be stuck with her for the rest of your life. just do what you said that your good at...piss her off doing dumb shit. works all the time for me when pissing someone off.

I did the "M" thing on this girl that was interested in me, and I wanted to boink.... Been together 3 years now....

I did the "M" thing on this girl that was interested in me, and I wanted to boink.... Been together 3 years now....

:rofl: :rofl:

3 years?

Did you ever :boink: it more than once?

To this very day.

well.. you tapped it. Now you gotta face her. Sex to women is big, huge even. The problem with those hot :naughty: psycho :screwy: and just straight up bad news kinda chicks :nono: is that once we tap them, they think that they are in a "loving" and "caring" relationship... Bad news for the male population that actually uses their balls, right? My advice, keep tapping it if you want, always use that condom, and ditch the bitch if she is annoying.

keep tapping it if you want, always use that condom, and ditch the bitch if she is annoying.
:iagree:

The most important rule of all: Always use the almighty condom! :iceslolan

people should be responsible enough to use a condom.

Condoms are God's revenge. So are feminists. And Hyundai's... And Kia's... and random drug testing. And speed limits. And other stuff I can't think of right now...

i agree

I've been hanging with this girl since 3 1/2 weeks before I graduated from high school. I already knew that she was the type of girl that was only there for the attention(one of my boys said so and even 2 of my female friends told me). I didn't even attach myself to her as my g/f, but I believe she lost her mind somewhere along the line and decided that she is my g/f.

About a month and a half ago at the homecoming game, I told her that I wasn't really interested in dating her(although I did it just to be nice) and that we should just be friends(although my mind was so deep in the gutter there was no way out). Now everytime I see her in public, it's like it's like hell. She holds my hand, she kisses me, she whispers "things" in my ear, and it's driving me nuts(and manages to turn me on at the same time...).

Is there anyway to make this stop(without getting a restraining order)? Any & all help would be greatly appreciated. thank you for your time.
I see that some people have advised you to "tap" her and leave, which I take to mean, bending the bitch over and yanking down her panties until she squeals like a pig. Slight problem here .. if you "tap" a psycho you'll end up with a starring role in the film "Fatal Attraction".

Be honest, and tell her to f**k off.

Is there really a way to get a psycho off your back, without something bad happening to you or your ride in the end?

Perhaps killing her. But that's a little extreme. Gettin' her to fall for someone else: maybe tell her the captain of the football team likes her? I dunno how hard that would be...

Do I hear the subtle sound of wedding bells in the air?!?

killing is always good, but i say hit and run works better

Do I hear the subtle sound of wedding bells in the air?!?

That would be the last thing I'd want to hear. All it takes to get rid of them is to show them that you are not afraid of them :evillol:. Either that...or find some goth chick to kick her ass(I wanted my friend Brandie to kick her ass, but I changed my mind).

Why'd you change your mind? Decide she had some "benefits"? lol

Hmmm...Make them think I'm not afraid of them. But then I'd be afraid that they knew I wasn't afraid, and therefor go and do something scary to make me VERY afraid.

like I said earlier, just tell her that if you are together, that you "own" her. get her a spiked dog collar and get one of those engraved tags from petsmart and engrave it "property of (your name)"
if she is pyscho, start acting similar, do things to subtly drive her away. make her regret being with you, or realize that you are not the type of guy she thought you were, or that she wants to be in a relationship with. make her make the choice to end it. that way she wont want to retaliate at you, and your have that albatross gone from around your neck :)

Your idea sounds valid SniperX, but if ya have a crazy following you around, she may have that "ideal" in her head, and will not care how you treat her. Then you have a crazy with a spiked collar and leash following you around. Now not only is SHE crazy, but you're crazy, too.

I'm not trying to be a defeatist, I'm just looking at it from a different direction.

you also have a good point, but at least it gives him options instead of the standard tap and dump. thats a horrbile option, aside from something might come from it to bond you to the woman forever....

Yeah...even if you split up, you're still inexplicably attached to that woman the rest of your life. Not to mention all the child support and the kid hating you.

Not cool.

my case in point..... I can't stand my ex-wife.. but I have to for the sake of my son. I get him every weekend, but I still have to communicate with her over him, see how things are going...etc..etc.

Whoa...Taking Sniper's advice about acting psycho actually worked(nicely I might add :evillol:). I'm free and able to resume my daily life(eat, sleep, work, and whatever else I do) and best of all: I can finally get back to my original plan: asking a girl out that I've known for 2 years.

what????? you doubted the master??? ;) Congrats to being free. now, choose wisely next time :)

Congrats, my friend.

lol, it seems that you didn't quite trust the good Sniper's advice. Whaddya think you're doin'? Snipers always hit their target.

so my friend oh fearless racer pray tell..... what exactly did you do to make her run away screaming into the night??? inquiring minds want to know :)

Do tell, do tell...

so my friend oh fearless racer pray tell..... what exactly did you do to make her run away screaming into the night??? inquiring minds want to know :)

Well...One thing I knew is that she liked my car, but hated the racing and drifting(empty parking lots are so much fun:evillol:). I was speeding through the parking lot at the mall and came around this corner a little too fast(and almost hit a light pole:uhoh:). She was so scared that she didn't say anything the entire ride home...Never thought I was that crazy. BTW, we are talking a HUGE friggin' light pole(my car would have been turned into a donut around this thing). It brings a smile to my face knowing that I could've died and took her with me. Like I said: I'm a free man(18 is considered manhood, right?) and looking for my own woman :iceslolan.

lol, I was in my Honda with my ex-g/f, and when I decided to send it through about 60 feet of fenceposts and barbed wire...

Next thing you know, she said that I had to give up my racing and "fast driving" or she'd be leaving.

Now how hard of a decision is that?!

I'm currently rebuilding my Honda!!

I still think my dog collar idea would have been better :)

I'm not disagreeing with you! It would've been...interesting, to say the least.