Worst Insults.

I want to hear some bad insults, and by "bad" I mean ineffective or just plain stupid. Here are two of my favorite bad insults...

"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd be one dollar richer."

"When God was handing out brains to everybody, you thought he said "trains" and missed out on yours."

I want to hear some bad insults, and by "bad" I mean ineffective or just plain stupid. Here are two of my favorite bad insults...

"When God was handing out brains to everybody, you thought he said "trains" and missed out on yours."
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"You're as dumb as a box of rocks"
"You're a few tools short of a full set"
"You're not the sharpests tool in the shed/sharpest pencil in the box"
"You got hit by the ugly stick"

Does anyone remember that book entitled "Snaps" from way back in the day? It had all the "Your momma, you're so fat, you're so stupid jokes". That thing was hillarious.

"Your one can short of a six pack"
"He's a few bricks shy of a full load."

"you're a few spoons short of a...full...set...of...spoons...SHUT UP!"

"when god was handing out names, you must've been in the shitter!"

"SWEET JESUS! it looks like there was a fire on your face and somebody put it out with a shovel!"

"Hey! Dream-Boat!" *wait for someone to turn around* "Not you ship-wreck!"

*Do all your friends wear bike helmets and go on lots of field trips?"

"Yo momma so fat she plays hop-scotch with the states."

"You're so stupid, you can't even tell this is an insult"

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Here's a joke: probably not that funny though.

Your mama is so fat that she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck!

You're a few french fries short of a happy meal.
I bet if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get back change.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

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"Yo mama is so old...she farts dust"

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Sharp as a marble.
Good joke, no joke.

I’ve shit things that look better then you

*after someone tells a joke* "yeesh. i've coughed up funnier things."

Your mother is so tall that she tripped over Saturn and bumped her head on Mars :icon16:.

"I didnt say you were stupid, I just said that I've had more intelligent conversations with a rock."

~After somebody does or says something stupid~

"Did you live under power lines when you were a kid?"

~worst thing to say to a naked guy~

"I've smoked joints fatter than that!"

~worst thing to say to a naked guy~

"I've smoked joints fatter than that!"

:eek7:What are you doing around naked guys?:uhoh:

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:eek7:What are you doing around naked guys?:uhoh:

haha very funny :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:

I gotta admit though that was a good insult f355. My female friend told me that one. If i want to be around naked guys ill commit a felony. And thats why I am glad to be a law abiding citizen.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we go into daylight savingstime

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver"

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes

Yo mama's so smelly, she made Right Guard go left, Speed Stick slowdown, and Ban come off strike

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice, and got lost

None of these are as dumb as the original post though. Particularly the first is beautifully ironic :D :D