Worst rice you've ever seen?

I was cruising down the freeway on Friday, when I saw what I think is the worst rice job I've ever seen. It was an early model blue Ford Aerostar minivan, with white racing stripes, (no bullshit), and a spoiler on the back of its roof. I was kicking myself in the ass for not having a digital camera handy for that one. I kinda wonder if the guy was serious or just making fun of them like this guy,

http://www.geocities.com/hecubus91/sweetride.htm

Whatever, it kinda got me to ask this question of everyone here,

What is the WORST rice job you guys have ever seen? I'm not talking about just 'a ricer' because some of those guys make their cars look bad assed, I mean a guy who wants to have a hot looking car and ends up making a gay one. i.e. an 80's 4-door Camry with a spoiler etc.

That would be a dodge neon looked like a 1996-ish one, poorly done shaved doors with holes and mis-matched paint patches, a 2 level wing, stripes that didn't line up like a bad viper knock off, hood pins, a calvin logo pissing on ford trucks, and a purple tint with bubbles in it spotted at 7-11.

admit it, its your ride. The G-unit Van :gay:

admit it, its your ride. The G-unit Van

Okay, you got me, I was takin her home from the shop where I got my Hydros put on.... Seriously though, there are VERY few good looking ricer cars here, most of them are like that Aerostar, they so wanna be just like the fast and the Furious, but they just don't have the cars for it, so they make the ones they've got look gay by way of compensation. Go figure.

Can't beat this example:

http://www.all-torque.com.au/private/rice.jpg
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LOL! Dude! I would sport that just to piss people off! That got me to thinking... maybe some plywood with a can of aluminum spraypaint? The tinfoil is a nice touch! The side wings too, I'll bet that bad boy could hit 50mph no problem. The 'body kit' wouldn't survive it though! This is where a BMW Isetta would be handy...

I'm not talking about just 'a ricer' because some of those guys make their cars look bad assed.
sorry to make this discussion again but is rice anyone who makes a honda or integra fast and nice a ricer, cause other wise, if its nice it aint rice.

Thw worst rice I've seen...it wqas at this one Chinese resturant, half the rice was overcooked, the rest was'nt cooked at all..terrible.

Thw worst rice I've seen...it was at this one Chinese resturant, half the rice was overcooked, the rest was'nt cooked at all..terrible.

one of my fav pages on the net... the page of shame

http://www.speedaddiction.com/page_of_shame.htm


this proves you can fit any engine in any car...
http://www.speedaddiction.com/crx_stroker.jpg

Nice site Nismo! Some of those cars are a disgrace to the road. You ever see a civic with all the spoiler/stickers/bodykit/tip stuff, plus a goldflake paintjob, gold spoke Daytons and a stereo blasting south of the border music? (the stuff with the accordian) Niiiice.

man, dont even get me started. if you guys been in MInnesota, i have seen the worst riced up car ever.

1995 Honda Civic
-blitz front w/ 10-30 stickers in front
-something hanging from the side skirts w/2-10 stickers
-back body kit was...i think made of wood with HKS
Exhaust was at least 8 inches in radius and could be heard a good 1 mile away.
back windows were poorly tinted, or was it?
both side doors were written in marker saying : DOHC VTEC x2
-trunk had V10 sticker, (STOLEN)
-inside the engine was the thing i liked most aboout it, it said TYPE-RR, 2 "R's"!!!
I'll try to take a pic of it, i saw this car near my dad's work, so ill get the pics ASAP!!

Here is the worse one I have seen, but like tha new guy, it is a parody...:)

http://www.afrotechmods.com/submitted/honda/honda.htm