Joke of the day
Oz
11-20-2003, 11:06 PM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer at the pub and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only been there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
HogieGT-R
11-20-2003, 11:21 PM
LMFAO Oz!!!!!!!!!! that's Bananas:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
I-Tech
11-21-2003, 12:21 PM
Keep up the good humor! :p
higgimonster
11-21-2003, 03:48 PM
:lol2: That's pretty good.
YogsVR4
11-21-2003, 03:55 PM
Good one OZ! :lol:
chicago_guy
11-21-2003, 07:16 PM
hahahahahaha...holy shit thats good...just keep them coming oz, you seem to know some good ones.
Automotive Network, Inc., Copyright ©2026