State Slogans
Graphik Styles
11-20-2003, 09:17 PM
I checked all the threads i made by using the search function, so if there reposts im sorry.
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Alabama:
At Least We're not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona:
But It's a Dry HeatArkansas:
Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterFlorida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
Without Atlanta we're AlabamaHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland:
A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan:
First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada:
Whores and Poker!New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...North Carolina:
Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!Ohio:
We Wish We Were In MichiganOklahoma:
Like the Play, only No SingingOregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania:
Cook With CoalRhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the NorthSouth Dakota:
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee:
The Educashun StateTexas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont:
YepVirginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming:
Wynot?____________________________________________ ________________btw: please dont take offense to these, as these are posted in good humor :)
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Alabama:
At Least We're not MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!Arizona:
But It's a Dry HeatArkansas:
Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia:
As Seen on TVColorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our WaterFlorida:
Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia:
Without Atlanta we're AlabamaHawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)Idaho:
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real GoodIllinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa:
We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas:
First Of The Rectangle StatesKentucky:
Five Million People; Seven Last NamesLouisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism CampaignMaine:
We're Really Cold,
But We Have Cheap LobsterMaryland:
A Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden'sMichigan:
First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at WorkMontana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little ElseNebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto ContestNevada:
Whores and Poker!New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey:
You Want a ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...North Carolina:
Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!Ohio:
We Wish We Were In MichiganOklahoma:
Like the Play, only No SingingOregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania:
Cook With CoalRhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An IslandSouth Carolina:
We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the NorthSouth Dakota:
Closer Than North DakotaTennessee:
The Educashun StateTexas:
A Whole 'Nother Country!Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont:
YepVirginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family -- Really!Wisconsin:
Come Cut Our CheeseWyoming:
Wynot?____________________________________________ ________________btw: please dont take offense to these, as these are posted in good humor :)
chicago_guy
11-20-2003, 09:38 PM
yea those are pretty good.
How about these two:
California: Where our women have more plastic than your honda!
Missouri: Visit us and feel better about your own state!
How about these two:
California: Where our women have more plastic than your honda!
Missouri: Visit us and feel better about your own state!
grimmy
11-20-2003, 09:40 PM
i accept your apology
higgimonster
11-20-2003, 10:28 PM
those kick ass. I really like the Jersey one.
Ace$nyper
11-20-2003, 10:42 PM
hahah good find I love calis one and NJs is soo true hell if you lived there you be in a bad mood too j/p
higgimonster
11-20-2003, 10:51 PM
hahah good find I love calis one and NJs is soo true hell if you lived there you be in a bad mood too j/p
Yeah, NJ is pretty bad
Yeah, NJ is pretty bad
Oz
11-20-2003, 11:26 PM
Doesn'r mean much to me, but some are pretty amusing.
HogieGT-R
11-20-2003, 11:33 PM
Doesn'r mean much to me, but some are pretty amusing.
you need to come over here for a bit:p
you need to come over here for a bit:p
dayna240sx
11-20-2003, 11:36 PM
Its a repost. You know how I remember? This is what started the war between me and Mogg and how I got him banned...
Oz
11-20-2003, 11:51 PM
you need to come over here for a bit:p
GImme 12 months. Will be spending a few months somewhere in Colorado/Utah/Cali for the ski season.
GImme 12 months. Will be spending a few months somewhere in Colorado/Utah/Cali for the ski season.
Jimster
11-21-2003, 12:13 AM
Its a repost. You know how I remember? This is what started the war between me and Mogg and how I got him banned...
How can I forget????? :D
How can I forget????? :D
Cavallino
11-21-2003, 11:02 AM
Yeah, NJ is pretty bad
NORTH Jersey is pretty bad. South Jersey is more like Delaware, no one gives a rats ass about it. North Jersey just smears South Jersey's good name. In South Jersey you won't find too many factories, pollution, crime, or people. South Jersey is all cows, farms, beaches and a bunch of people who wish they didn't have to share a state with North Jersey.
NORTH Jersey is pretty bad. South Jersey is more like Delaware, no one gives a rats ass about it. North Jersey just smears South Jersey's good name. In South Jersey you won't find too many factories, pollution, crime, or people. South Jersey is all cows, farms, beaches and a bunch of people who wish they didn't have to share a state with North Jersey.
YogsVR4
11-21-2003, 11:49 AM
I remember seeing this quite some time ago. Twas funny then. Tis funny now.
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians :lol2:
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians :lol2:
YellowMaranello
11-21-2003, 03:38 PM
Yeah, NJ is pretty bad
It's not THAT bad.... geeze
It's not THAT bad.... geeze
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