Only in America

I did a search, and i didnt find anyone posting this, so if its a repost not my fault...

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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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It's a repost and you're to blame. :icon16:

And what a repost!
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=122952&highlight=only+in+america
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=108523&highlight=only+in+america

those are only two, I know it's been posted more than that, but I didn't waste to effort to find more.

so what if it is a repost. Some people (ie ME) have not seen this before. :nono:


But it was funny. :lol2:

i think that we forgot one though


Only in America....Can a Black Man turn into a White Woman.......:p

Nope, most of those things are available in both Canada and Australia, probably NZ and a lot of other Western countries too.

Good post, always funny, forget the trash responces.

Desi - I suggest you augment your searhing skills :p


good stuff though :smile:

heh i should, ah well its the thought that counts ;)

i've never seen that one before, good stuff. thanks de$i

here Oz, is this better for you?

only in North America and Australia, probably NZ and a lot of other Western countries too......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

thanks for straigtening it out! :thumbsup:



LOL :uhoh:

This is so old... :wtc:

Well, how about Cajun food?
The NFL, NCAA, NHL, MLB :loser: :rolleyes: :uhoh: :sly: :biggrin: :lol2: :sunglasse :lol: :2cents:

Well, how about Cajun food?
The NFL, NCAA, NHL, MLB :loser: :rolleyes: :uhoh: :sly: :biggrin: :lol2: :sunglasse :lol: :2cents:


You're living up to your name too well. :eek7:

Nope, most of those things are available in both Canada and Australia, probably NZ and a lot of other Western countries too.

ok Oz how about this one.....(add Canada in this one too)

only in America do our HachiRoku's only come with Trueno front ends...yall got stuck with the Levin ones:p

Only in America does this joke get reposted for the 10th time

I still found it kind of interesting...even if it was the 6th time Ive seen it :dunno: