Good advice for a married man...
tonioseven
11-20-2003, 02:36 PM
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one
turns to the other and says:
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says:
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech
into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my
shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say,
"WHO'S
HORNY"?
And she acts like she's sound asleep.
turns to the other and says:
"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home
after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I
take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,
I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!
His buddy looks at him and says:
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech
into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my
shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say,
"WHO'S
HORNY"?
And she acts like she's sound asleep.
ra11585643
11-20-2003, 02:51 PM
It works every time for me !!!
HogieGT-R
11-20-2003, 03:03 PM
that wouldn't work with my girlfriend, she's always horny.....O_o
CZ-R
11-20-2003, 03:12 PM
that wouldn't work with my girlfriend, she's always horny.....O_o
Mine too... Maybe that's why I never get to go out drinking :biggrin:
Mine too... Maybe that's why I never get to go out drinking :biggrin:
ra11585643
11-20-2003, 03:14 PM
Wait til youve been married yearssss, youll have to get it before you come home....LOL
Oz
11-20-2003, 05:34 PM
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
Tip - take the missus out with you. ;) :thumbsup:
Tip - take the missus out with you. ;) :thumbsup:
Spec2 Girl
11-20-2003, 07:01 PM
haha that's classic! :lol2: :lol2:
grimmy
11-20-2003, 09:42 PM
ha ha ha. that was a good one tonio
higgimonster
11-20-2003, 10:24 PM
that wouldn't work with my girlfiend, she's always horny
Mine too... Maybe that's why I never get to go out drinking :biggrin:
Yeah, I know what you guys are talking about. MY girl wants it all the fucking time. It has actually become a hassel. Right now she is pissed at me because I didn't want to have sex.
Mine too... Maybe that's why I never get to go out drinking :biggrin:
Yeah, I know what you guys are talking about. MY girl wants it all the fucking time. It has actually become a hassel. Right now she is pissed at me because I didn't want to have sex.
Cavallino
11-21-2003, 11:16 AM
Yeah, I know what you guys are talking about. MY girl wants it all the fucking time. It has actually become a hassel. Right now she is pissed at me because I didn't want to have sex.
Haha, you are no man. JK
Haha, you are no man. JK
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