Joke for today
Oz
11-19-2003, 11:33 PM
Young guy from Tennessee moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Tennessee."Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got thru it.
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One."The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.64" The boss says "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says, "One."The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.64" The boss says "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?" The kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
The kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, "Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing."
higgimonster
11-20-2003, 01:09 AM
that's great.
However, if your really determined no amount of blood will turn you off. Well, at least in my experiance. :rofl:
However, if your really determined no amount of blood will turn you off. Well, at least in my experiance. :rofl:
jinushaun
11-20-2003, 01:38 AM
Hahaha! :rofl: Awesome.
titutus
11-20-2003, 03:05 AM
it' s coooooooool :)
ci5ic
11-20-2003, 01:20 PM
that's great.
However, if your really determined no amount of blood will turn you off. Well, at least in my experiance. :rofl:
:uhoh:
Woah. TMI dude.
But, I do have to say (in keeping with the Too Much Info theme) that waking up the next morning with dried blood on your hands, face, etc. sucks pretty hard. No wonder the lights were out... :eek:
However, if your really determined no amount of blood will turn you off. Well, at least in my experiance. :rofl:
:uhoh:
Woah. TMI dude.
But, I do have to say (in keeping with the Too Much Info theme) that waking up the next morning with dried blood on your hands, face, etc. sucks pretty hard. No wonder the lights were out... :eek:
YogsVR4
11-20-2003, 03:32 PM
Brings a smile to my face every time :lol:
Oz
11-20-2003, 05:31 PM
:uhoh:
Woah. TMI dude.
But, I do have to say (in keeping with the Too Much Info theme) that waking up the next morning with dried blood on your hands, face, etc. sucks pretty hard. No wonder the lights were out... :eek:
I need to go cap myself now. Yes, it sucks, but no, I never wanted to hear the intimates of the experience from another bloke.
Woah. TMI dude.
But, I do have to say (in keeping with the Too Much Info theme) that waking up the next morning with dried blood on your hands, face, etc. sucks pretty hard. No wonder the lights were out... :eek:
I need to go cap myself now. Yes, it sucks, but no, I never wanted to hear the intimates of the experience from another bloke.
Spec2 Girl
11-20-2003, 07:03 PM
Trust me to be reading this thread in the middle of lunch! :uhoh:
Haibane
11-20-2003, 08:59 PM
I need to go cap myself now. Yes, it sucks, but no, I never wanted to hear the intimates of the experience from another bloke.
OMG that is gross. Really looking forward to getting married sometime now. I wouldn't be that determined ever.
OMG that is gross. Really looking forward to getting married sometime now. I wouldn't be that determined ever.
chicago_guy
11-20-2003, 09:46 PM
Damn...i really could have done without that...but its true.
Cavallino
11-21-2003, 11:11 AM
Ugh, stay away from the crimson tide.
Oz
11-21-2003, 05:48 PM
When the red river flows, take the dirt track.
speediva
11-22-2003, 04:22 PM
When the red river flows, take the dirt track.
Oz, that's really f'in grody... Girlie time is bad enough, but you're just GROSS
Oz, that's really f'in grody... Girlie time is bad enough, but you're just GROSS
Haibane
11-22-2003, 04:30 PM
Oz... WHAT THE HECK?
numbware
11-22-2003, 04:47 PM
um....yeah.... good joke. : )
raysoh8
11-25-2003, 12:57 AM
whats gross?
HogieGT-R
11-25-2003, 01:41 AM
whats gross?
you're late dude...that shot way over your head
but Oz even though that was a lil bit of overshare....i like the way you think:p
*gets in his corolla and speeds off before anybody can catch him*
you're late dude...that shot way over your head
but Oz even though that was a lil bit of overshare....i like the way you think:p
*gets in his corolla and speeds off before anybody can catch him*
Motor Eyes
11-25-2003, 02:21 AM
anyway, good joke i laffed.
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