Pom Joke

The England team's training session was delayed today for nearly two
hours at Telstra Stadium.

One of the players, while on his way back to the dressing room
happened
to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery
substance at the end of the field.

Coach Clive Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police
were called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that the white
substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was
resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team
would encounter the substance again.

heh man that was one step too far. Dont diss up england that much. heh heh good one none the less.

A Kiwi bloke was on earth doing the Haka. Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance. "Kamate, kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......" The Aliens were very interested and they wanted to see what would happen if they would take a part of his brain away without him even knowing.

So with their alien technology they sent a laser beam down that hit the Kiwi's head and took a part of his brain away. The Aliens then sat back to see what would happen.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."

What the ??? The Aliens were amazed with what they were seeing. The Kiwi guy could operate with less than a full brain. So they decided to send the beam down and take another part of his brain. The Aliens watched on.

"Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"

"WHAT!?!?!" the Aliens said to each other. "These Kiwis are very clever people even with half a brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him with no brain at all!"

So with a push of a button the Aliens sent the beam down and took away the final part of the Kiwi's brain.

"Now surely he won't know anything at all. He should be too dumb and stupid to do anything now?"

And sure enough, with no brain and no knowledge of
anything at all as the Aliens watched on the bloke
sang,
"Swing low sweet chariot coming for to ......"

aussies are gonna lose!!!!!

I only glanced at the subject... I thought it said "porn" joke :lol:

haha me too :lol2:

I find this bashing rich coming from the aussies... over the past two years, england has scored more tries per game than australia. but you cant let the truth get in the way of some pom bashing... not like the aussies have anything constructive to do in their spare time :loser:

haha me too :lol2:

I find this bashing rich coming from the aussies... over the past two years, england has scored more tries per game than australia. but you cant let the truth get in the way of some pom bashing... not like the aussies have anything constructive to do in their spare time :loser:
Fuck me! Spot on. You're the first bright one to come out of that miserable grey country after my personal forebears. :thefinger

Fuck me! Spot on. You're the first bright one to come out of that miserable grey country after my personal forebears. :thefinger
What were they doing time for??????



lol........but there are generally 3 dominating sports in Australia- Cricket, Rugby and Pom-bashing. Oh and seeing who can say New Zealand and sheep in the same sentence, the most times :p


I thought the Joke was kind of funny, though.

:D They were originally farmers. No convict blood here.

@CZ-R porn LOOOOL !
funny joke of course

Fuck me! Spot on. You're the first bright one to come out of that miserable grey country after my personal forebears. :thefinger
I may live in this miserable grey country but that doesnt mean im from this miserable grey country... :loser:


holy shit... :eek: that makes it sound even worse... i choose to live in a miserable grey country :disappoin

let's see...it was miserable and grey when i got to work this morning and it'll be miserable and dark when i go home...

excuse me, i'm gonna go shoot myself now :crying:

Ozzie 1, crayzayjay 0 :D

CJ - where you originally from, and where do you reside? Oh, and what amber ale shall you be consuming in vast quantities in around 24 hours time? ;)

I was born (and currently reside) in London but I’ve lived in a few places and don’t think of myself as English at all… some people say its where you’re born but for me it’s the blood that counts.. so that leads to my ‘rents, who are from pretty much all over the place, there's some american and european blood there, though they lived in the states for a long time until just before i was born… maybe that makes me american :eek: Identity crisis anyone? :lol2:

As for tomoro, i don’t know how much beer I’ll be able to consume as it all depends on whether ill be able to wake up and be in a pub by 9am on a Saturday morning… it’ll be a challenge, to say the least… possibly the greatest challenge I will ever encounter in my life… but to watch England beat the aussies, it merits a special effort :D

I was born (and currently reside) in London but I’ve lived in a few places and don’t think of myself as English at all… some people say its where you’re born but for me it’s the blood that counts.. so that leads to my ‘rents, who are from pretty much all over the place, there's some american and european blood there, though they lived in the states for a long time until just before i was born… maybe that makes me american :eek: Identity crisis anyone? :lol2:

As for tomoro, i don’t know how much beer I’ll be able to consume as it all depends on whether ill be able to wake up and be in a pub by 9am on a Saturday morning… it’ll be a challenge, to say the least… possibly the greatest challenge I will ever encounter in my life… but to watch England beat the aussies, it merits a special effort :D
w3rd indeed!!!!!- I cn't i,agime waking myself up early enough to watch a New Zealand-less final- but I can try I guess- still reckon the NZers in top form'd show the Poms a few things or two about how Rugby is really played :D:D

Don't go soft! Eating's cheating :thefinger

no way dude, a full english breakfast followed by a couple of pints in the second half is perfect :)