Michigan Game Seats
Ricochet
11-19-2003, 02:28 PM
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the
OSU vs. U of M game from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium
he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner
of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp
than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob
notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right
on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and
makes his way through the stadium and around the
security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next
to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The
man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for
the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to
him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this at the Michigan game
and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually,
the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
game we haven't been to together since we got
married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still,
couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A
relative or a close* friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
p.s. Michigan's goin' down :)
OSU vs. U of M game from his company.
Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium
he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner
of the stadium -- he is closer to the Goodyear Blimp
than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob
notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right
on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and
makes his way through the stadium and around the
security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next
to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?" The
man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for
the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to
him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this at the Michigan game
and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually,
the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with
my wife, but she passed away. This is the first
game we haven't been to together since we got
married in 1967."
"Well, that's really sad," says Bob, "but still,
couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A
relative or a close* friend?"
"No," the man replies, "they're all at the funeral."
p.s. Michigan's goin' down :)
Oz
11-19-2003, 05:36 PM
Been used as a RWC joke recently :p
YogsVR4
11-20-2003, 03:34 PM
I remember laughing my ass off at that joke back in 74 :p
mybenzbaby024
11-21-2003, 04:42 AM
Haha good one. Thats true though never miss the OSU us Univ Of M. and OSU ALL THE WAY BABY WE ARE GONNA CRUSH Michigan!!! :flipa:
damir831
11-22-2003, 01:20 AM
Ohio sucks, driving through Ohio, sucks even more. Nothing beats the feeling of entering Michigan...5 miles an hour faster. The only good thing Ohio has is Cedar Point.
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