Joke - Seppo warning again
Oz
11-17-2003, 06:43 PM
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under
his arm. The dog is wearing a England rugby
jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're
both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this
is the only place around where we can see the
game."
After securing a promise that the dog will
behave, and warning him that he and the dog will
be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender
relents and allows them to stay in the bar and
watch the game. The big game begins with the
poms receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty
goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins
walking up and down the bar giving high-fives
to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is
the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the
dog do if they score a try?"
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only
had him for three years."
his arm. The dog is wearing a England rugby
jersey and is festooned with England pom-poms.
The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are
allowed! You'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate! We're
both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this
is the only place around where we can see the
game."
After securing a promise that the dog will
behave, and warning him that he and the dog will
be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender
relents and allows them to stay in the bar and
watch the game. The big game begins with the
poms receiving the kickoff. They march down
field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty
goal.
Suddenly, the dog jumps up on the bar and begins
walking up and down the bar giving high-fives
to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that is
the most amazing thing I've seen! What does the
dog do if they score a try?"
The owner replies, "I don't know, I've only
had him for three years."
Spec2 Girl
11-17-2003, 06:46 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :lol2: :lol2:
Nice! :D
Nice! :D
freakray
11-17-2003, 08:48 PM
Another good one!! :lol2: :lol2:
slave
11-17-2003, 09:19 PM
Take that you dumb squirrel!!!
Toksin
11-18-2003, 12:50 AM
Bahahahahaha. Brilliant.
TheNotoriousMogg
11-18-2003, 01:04 AM
ha ha good one :D
jinushaun
11-18-2003, 01:07 AM
What's seppo?
crayzayjay
11-18-2003, 05:09 AM
An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do their Xmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England
rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". So off goes the little lad with the white
rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand
and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says:
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns
to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Aussie %^*&*^%$"
:thefinger
rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". So off goes the little lad with the white
rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand
and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says:
"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns
to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Aussie %^*&*^%$"
:thefinger
Oz
11-18-2003, 05:19 AM
:loser:
freakray
11-18-2003, 07:44 AM
What's seppo?
Comes from Australian rhyming slang = yank
Comes from Australian rhyming slang = yank
YogsVR4
11-18-2003, 10:14 AM
While I am not familiar with the team, I understand the concept. Around here we call that team the ‘Lions’. :lol:
crayzayjay
11-18-2003, 10:29 AM
:loser:
I know you are but what am i ? :lol2:
you gotta love sport! :D
I know you are but what am i ? :lol2:
you gotta love sport! :D
jinushaun
11-18-2003, 11:03 AM
Comes from Australian rhyming slang = yank
So what part of 'seppo' rhymes with yank/American? (I know how rhyming slang works)
Edit: Wait, I think I've figured it out.
Yank = Septic tank = seppo?
:dunno:
Sorta offensive if you really think about it. :rofl:
So what part of 'seppo' rhymes with yank/American? (I know how rhyming slang works)
Edit: Wait, I think I've figured it out.
Yank = Septic tank = seppo?
:dunno:
Sorta offensive if you really think about it. :rofl:
stubacca
11-18-2003, 02:13 PM
Brilliant, Oz!
Oz
11-18-2003, 06:59 PM
So what part of 'seppo' rhymes with yank/American? (I know how rhyming slang works)
Edit: Wait, I think I've figured it out.
Yank = Septic tank = seppo?
:dunno:
Sorta offensive if you really think about it. :rofl:
:thumbsup:
Edit: Wait, I think I've figured it out.
Yank = Septic tank = seppo?
:dunno:
Sorta offensive if you really think about it. :rofl:
:thumbsup:
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