Joke

A crusty old bastard walks into a bank and shouts to the woman teller "I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUE ACCOUNT"! The astounded teller replies, " I beg your pardon sir. I must have misunderstood you, What did you say?" The old man yells back, "LISTEN UP,YOU FUCK!, I SAID I WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUE ACCOUNT NOW"! "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." And the teller leaves the window and goes over to the manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "THERE IS NO FUCKING PROBLEM YOU QUEER ARSEHOLE!" The old man yells, "I JUST WON 16 MILLION BUCKS IN THE LOTTO AND I JUST WANT TO OPEN A FUCKING CHEQUE ACCOUNT IN THIS FUCKING BANK"! "I see," says the manager, "and this fucking fat bitch is giving you a hard time, is she?"

dude that was bananas:rofl:

:lol2: good one OZ!

:lol2: that was hilarious

That was a good one! :lol2: :lol: :cwm27: :rofl: :spit:

Older than Mr T but still funny

nice one.
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lolz :D