the meaning of life
ragt20
11-14-2003, 01:00 PM
Subject: The meaning of life
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I
will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty-five and I'll give back the other
thirty-five." And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy
life, enjoy. I'll give you twenty-five years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty-five years! No way, man. Tell you what,
I'll take my twenty-five, and the thirty-five the cow gave back, and the
ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes
eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty-five years we eat, sleep, play, have
sex, enjoy life, and do nothing; for the next thirty-five years we slave
in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
sits back and waits for the repost onslaught..... :uhoh:
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I
will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
years. Let me have twenty-five and I'll give back the other
thirty-five." And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll
give you back the other ten." So God agreed (sigh).
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't
think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man.
God said, "Eat, sleep, play, have sex, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy
life, enjoy. I'll give you twenty-five years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty-five years! No way, man. Tell you what,
I'll take my twenty-five, and the thirty-five the cow gave back, and the
ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes
eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God. "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty-five years we eat, sleep, play, have
sex, enjoy life, and do nothing; for the next thirty-five years we slave
in the sun to support our family; for the next ten years we do monkey
tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
sits back and waits for the repost onslaught..... :uhoh:
HogieGT-R
11-14-2003, 01:16 PM
don't know if it's a repost, but that was bananas!!!:lol2:
YogsVR4
11-14-2003, 01:32 PM
Repost or not – that’s pretty damn funny :iceslolan
lordvektra
11-14-2003, 03:12 PM
I don’t think I have hard that. :lol: good job
Toksin
11-14-2003, 04:32 PM
Wow, buzzy. I JUST read this joke on another forum and was about to post it. Weird.
Anywho, fucking LOL.
Anywho, fucking LOL.
BP2K2Max
11-15-2003, 11:45 AM
i remember reading that a while ago on this forum. good to see it again though cuz i wanted to show a friend.
ac427cpe
11-15-2003, 08:15 PM
actually.... the answer to the meaning of life is 42 :iceslolan
BP2K2Max
11-15-2003, 09:18 PM
actually.... the answer to the meaning of life is 42 :iceslolan
i think you forgot to carry the Y there buddy
i think you forgot to carry the Y there buddy
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