Damn inconsiderate drivers!

Went to get in my car last night and the stupid Porsche driver that had parked next to me had left absolutely no room for me to get in the drivers door. When I say no room, I mean that literally. He/she left me enough room to open my door by no more than 5cm!!!

I had to get in the passenger side, put the drivers seat right back, jump in the driver seat and swing my legs over. I caught my heel on the dashboard and now I have a small cut in the dash. Not a huge cut, but still enough to make me :angryfire :swear:

Damn inconsiderate drivers!!!!!! :angryfire

I hate when that happens, and hate people that do that. But I'm sure not all Porsche drivers are like that.

Should just left him a nice big parking dent. :D

Should just left him a nice big parking dent. :D
while denting the skyline?:eek7:

while denting the skyline?:eek7:Exactly. I must admit I thought about it, but then I figured that I’d do damage to my car as well if I did that.

If I’d have had more time I would have left a nice little note on his windscreen (a friend said I should have written it on his windscreen in lipstick because no matter how hard they clean it, remnants of it will still remain).

Needless to say though I parked in a different spot today. :p

No skyline. Elbow! Elbow!

No skyline. Elbow! Elbow!
Huh?? :sly:

Dent with the elbow. Grip your right fist with your left hand and back your elbow as fast as posible into the centre of any major panel of the Porsche. :D

Naw. Butt-bomb! You should know what that is already...

he must have been pissed that someone is driving a better and cheaper car than him.

I'd have just broken his mirror off.

IF he/she was driving a Mazda, would the title be "Damn inconsiderate Mazda drivers"???

...it's not the Porsche, it's the dip-shit driving it.

Damaging his/her car just because he/she did'nt give you enough space to get in from the drivers side is a stupid thing to do...don't you think???

What also pisses me off is when you park far away from the crowd so no one parks next to you... well you come out the store and someone happens to be parked next to you. It pisses me the fuck off. Im in the 20th row, with 5 rows completly open, and someone has to park next to me. This only happened to me twice, but still. Both of them were minivans, both of them Fords (Mercury Villagers) One van was already basterdized so i just fucked up his side mirror, the other one was a fairly new limited edition version. I kicked the front plastic bumper causing the paint to crack off.. oh well..

BTW

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

IF he/she was driving a Mazda, would the title be "Damn inconsiderate Mazda drivers"???

...it's not the Porsche, it's the dip-shit driving it.

I think that's the point, they could've been driving anything and acted like a jerk, but they happened to be driving a Porsche, therefore they're a jerk-ass porsche driver.

Andy, all you should have done is leave a note in the window saying NEXT TIME LEAVE ME A FUCKING CAN OPENER SO I CAN GET IN

Pity you were in a hurry.You should have backed up,pulled in tight to his rear bumper and gone shopping for a couple of hours.....



or at least let the air out of his tyres.No damage done,but point well made. :smokin:

What also pisses me off is when you park far away from the crowd so no one parks next to you... well you come out the store and someone happens to be parked next to you. It pisses me the fuck off. Im in the 20th row, with 5 rows completly open, and someone has to park next to me. This only happened to me twice, but still. Both of them were minivans, both of them Fords (Mercury Villagers) One van was already basterdized so i just fucked up his side mirror, the other one was a fairly new limited edition version. I kicked the front plastic bumper causing the paint to crack off.. oh well..

BTW

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

WTF, someone parked next to you and you broke thier car???

What also pisses me off is when you park far away from the crowd so no one parks next to you... well you come out the store and someone happens to be parked next to you. It pisses me the fuck off. Im in the 20th row, with 5 rows completly open, and someone has to park next to me. This only happened to me twice, but still. Both of them were minivans, both of them Fords (Mercury Villagers) One van was already basterdized so i just fucked up his side mirror, the other one was a fairly new limited edition version. I kicked the front plastic bumper causing the paint to crack off.. oh well..

You kicked somebody's car because they parked next to you? That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? :sly:

But its not that "they just parked next to me" Its the fact that their were all of 5 cars with 100 other spaces open, yet they hard to park next to me. And, close at that.

CamaroSSBoy346, what if someone thought "This guy thinks he's special with his Camaro...parking 5 cars away, I'm gonna break his car" and kicked your bumper just for parking far away...sounds just as logical as what YOU did.

CamaroSSBoy346, what if someone thought "This guy thinks he's special with his Camaro...parking 5 cars away, I'm gonna break his car" and kicked your bumper just for parking far away...sounds just as logical as what YOU did.
Very true. My senior year of high school this kid put a car cover on his camaro and well when he came out his car was keyed to shit. The kid was stupid for doing it. If you drive a nice car and you park away from everyone, there will probably be some asshole who doesn't like the fact that you think your better than everyone and so they'll key your car. Going to school with a bunch of thugs teaches you a lot of things not to do. When it comes to parking I just park, if i get a ding i get a ding, life goes on. It sux to hell but its just a thing, not life or death.

Andy, all you should have done is leave a note in the window saying NEXT TIME LEAVE ME A FUCKING CAN OPENER SO I CAN GET INYep. A can opener would have been more use.

Neighbour has a SAAB and along with three other houses live down a right of way. So after arriving back with a pile of heavy gear I find the SAAB parked in my driveway. Not parked to one side but smack bang dead centre in front of the garage door. So I left the Mondeo right behind and went inside to do something else.

After about half an hour I confess I forgotten I'd left the car parked behind him and began to cook dinner. I was halfway thru when the door bell rings so my dinner companion wanders down to the front door.

It's the neighbour wanting to leave. Seems he couldn't get into his place because one of his stepsons had inconsiderately left his car to block him out. I was in the middle of cooking three courses and when my companion asked to move the car I said I'd be ready in ten minutes because the meal was special and involving several dishes that precludes me stopping what I was doing.

I can hear the conversation from the lobby and my Neighbour gets heated and asks my companion to move car... which would be reasonable but she doesn't drive. Neighbour indicates that this is very inconvenient so my companion says: "hmmm, inconvenient. Your car being in our driveway now that was inconvenient - you could have parked on the road you know. [REP] still hasn't got his gear out of the car which he needed to do and now he's cooking me dinner... come back in an hour when I've eaten my dessert and he'll be ready to move the car." And with that I heard the door slam...

Gotta love that girl

Title now edited for those who for some reason seem to have taken offence to original one. :rolleyes:

You kicked somebody's car because they parked next to you? That's a little passive-aggressive, don't you think? :sly:

passive-aggressive?? Man I'd hate to see your definition of just plain aggressive :p :eek:

Neighbour has a SAAB and along with three other houses live down a right of way. So after arriving back with a pile of heavy gear I find the SAAB parked in my driveway. Not parked to one side but smack bang dead centre in front of the garage door. So I left the Mondeo right behind and went inside to do something else.

After about half an hour I confess I forgotten I'd left the car parked behind him and began to cook dinner. I was halfway thru when the door bell rings so my dinner companion wanders down to the front door.

It's the neighbour wanting to leave. Seems he couldn't get into his place because one of his stepsons had inconsiderately left his car to block him out. I was in the middle of cooking three courses and when my companion asked to move the car I said I'd be ready in ten minutes because the meal was special and involving several dishes that precludes me stopping what I was doing.

I can hear the conversation from the lobby and my Neighbour gets heated and asks my companion to move car... which would be reasonable but she doesn't drive. Neighbour indicates that this is very inconvenient so my companion says: "hmmm, inconvenient. Your car being in our driveway now that was inconvenient - you could have parked on the road you know. [REP] still hasn't got his gear out of the car which he needed to do and now he's cooking me dinner... come back in an hour when I've eaten my dessert and he'll be ready to move the car." And with that I heard the door slam...

Gotta love that girl
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Neighbour has a SAAB and along with three other houses live down a right of way. So after arriving back with a pile of heavy gear I find the SAAB parked in my driveway. Not parked to one side but smack bang dead centre in front of the garage door. So I left the Mondeo right behind and went inside to do something else.

After about half an hour I confess I forgotten I'd left the car parked behind him and began to cook dinner. I was halfway thru when the door bell rings so my dinner companion wanders down to the front door.

It's the neighbour wanting to leave. Seems he couldn't get into his place because one of his stepsons had inconsiderately left his car to block him out. I was in the middle of cooking three courses and when my companion asked to move the car I said I'd be ready in ten minutes because the meal was special and involving several dishes that precludes me stopping what I was doing.

I can hear the conversation from the lobby and my Neighbour gets heated and asks my companion to move car... which would be reasonable but she doesn't drive. Neighbour indicates that this is very inconvenient so my companion says: "hmmm, inconvenient. Your car being in our driveway now that was inconvenient - you could have parked on the road you know. [REP] still hasn't got his gear out of the car which he needed to do and now he's cooking me dinner... come back in an hour when I've eaten my dessert and he'll be ready to move the car." And with that I heard the door slam...

Gotta love that girl


:iceslolan :loser: LOL!!! :rofl: now thats how you deal with inconsiderate drivers. :smokin:

Now that's just beautiful Replicant. Just beautiful. :D

that ones a keeper rep:biggrin:

what about the people who take up 2 parking spots in the parking lot, when the parking lot is full to capacity because of them...i see alot of people who do that and they have crappy cars with hub-caps from wal-mart....it's really not cool...

or how about my neighbors who have a driveway that could fit up to 9 cars and 2 cars in their garage, but yet they like to park infront of my basketball hoop and park behind our cars as well...definately not cool..i just hope one day that when it snows...the plow comes and hits their cars because they don't know how to park....

are you stupid..? i have a 930 turbo and i dont give a damn about your car i always take two or three spots up... I must admit that if you own a porsche and you park that close to other peoples cars you are stupid... But if anyone keyed my porsche because of my parking and i saw it i'd probably get in it and run you over

Also porsche doesnt stand for "proof of rich people children having everything" -CamaroSSboy, thats just another way people make themeselves feel better about driving honda civics or other similar cars (camaros)

A honda civic is in no way a bad car...i don't want one and don't own one so don't reply with something stupid. While a porsche may be faster it also costs a lot more and if you follow roughly the speed limits (>20mph over) then a civic can do just about everything your porsche that costs a lot more can. The only time it really matters to have a decent handling and powerful car is a road course...which I doubt you have even tried.

Don't be a dick just because you think you're better than someone who owns a shitty car...maybe that's not the most important thing in their life.

dude, he used a civic as an example.