Nasty cockroaches

so im sitting here on my computer relaxing, reading posts, chatting, listening to music.. just really relaxing and calm.

next thing i notice is a big blob of dark fat legged roach running across my desk right in front of me. my reaction? SHUDDDDDDDDDER, and RUN. if i dont kill it, theres no way im gonna be sleeping here tonight.

ive been woken up by a cockroach nibbeling on my arm, thinking it was a feather from my pillow. ... uck!

If theres one - there are a thousand. Deinfestation time.

better call an exterminator......because you know that if you see one...they're running ten thousand strong in your walls and dark corners:uhoh:

These guys have a point.

Also, roaches only run where there is food, eliminate the food source and they tend to leave soon enough......

And they can live with their heads cut off until they die of starvation. Now if only there was a quick and easy way to lop all of their little heads off :p

omg really.....

yea i eat in my room, but i dont see food present ;/ mayeb i should clean the carpets?
its really hot, and i mnear the river cannel thing. maybe they come from somewhere thats moist?

yea, great. roaches in walls. ill have to not check that out.

Let me sort them out in 4 weeks. ;)

We'll have a ritual roach burning.










*Disclaimer: I the roach burner take no responsibility for any loss of human life or objects during my ceremony.

lol slave, i am sure. ull be too busy doing ur mountain riding! and no time for sezzys roach burning season!

Nah, I'll only ride for say 3 to a maximum of 7 hours and I'll be free outside of that. Plenty of time to burn Sezzy's roaches. :)

hahaha hipee!

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hahaha nice one. i guess tahts just "one of those things" :lol2:

"Here, taste it, its safe and friendly..." ;)

I actually had cockroaches in my house before, sucked big ass. Got it from stupid cereal boxes, some relative gave us some food, and when we opened the cereal boxes hundreds of cockroaches came crawling out. It had eggs and shit, so fucking disgusting. Well we battled them for a long time. We would remove everything from the kitchen and use that super spray where it coats every inch with poison. no luck. So then we do the living room and kitchen. Those fuckers managed to survive that. So we tried those food traps, didn't work either. Finally, raid or some company can't remember, came up with those egg stoppers. Those worked, worked good. now we've been cockroach free for a long-ass time. Cockroaches were the worse... I'll never ever stay in a hotel or another house with em again. Hope my advice helps

oh yeah one time me and my family were staying at a relative's house in long beach. My bro said he woke up and saw a cockroach over 4-5 inches long, it was a big-ass cockroach. The biggest one he's ever seen. So u can't really smoosh something that big, he said he took a pencil and stabbed it to death lol. Hope that helps too lol

i remember living in a cockroach-infested apartment when i was younger.....it was horrible...there was this one time where i was in the living room playing videogames, when all of a sudden, i felt this tickle on the back of my leg....i look over my shoulder to see this big cockroach on my leg......felt grossed out for like a week

^ ewww yeah. I remember once in seventh grade, my class was in a trailer. A cockroach that's about 1.5 inches long, and fat as hell fell from a ceiling and got onto a kid's arm. The student yelled and screamed and threw his arm around and the cockroach got thrown off. He was really disgusted and kept brushing his arm... Fucking disgusting, i'd sue the damn school for that traumatic experience!

lol... uhhh you what now?? ;/

no.. all i had to do was clean my room or pretyt mcuh the whole base floor of the house, so it'd be food free. its well over 30 degrees C so they spread where ever they can.
other than that, no cocroaches in sight. unless someones left a piece of bread with butter and ham, salad, and more butter on a plate near the window or the door... :rolleyes:

use those Raid bait bread things where cockroaches eat em, they die. and the ones with eggstoppers included are the ones that really work, they stop those lil pieces of shit from reproducing. One cockroach egg contains half a million babies I think, so you may not have many now but a week later your place can be littered with them.

use those Raid bait bread things where cockroaches eat em, they die. and the ones with eggstoppers included are the ones that really work, they stop those lil pieces of shit from reproducing. One cockroach egg contains half a million babies I think, so you may not have many now but a week later your place can be littered with them.

We rarely get any in the house, but we get millions in the yard June-July. It's so disgusting. I invite my brothers to visit and they bring their pet lizards. Everyone runs around pointing out cockroaches and since it's dark, you can just set a lizard right next to them w/out them running away. Then they move, and BAM. Eaten. That's one sure way to kill 'em, and it's cheaper than buying crickets. :)

That's one sure way to kill 'em, and it's cheaper than buying crickets. :)

two summers ago i had a cricket infestation....that was creepy

^ is it the camel/cave crickets???? They're like striped and ugly as hell, I got those too. Fucking disgusting

two summers ago i had a cricket infestation....that was creepy

Ugh how did you sleep at night?

The only experience I've had with a cockroach is dealing with one a friend of mine trapped under a bin. She's so terrified of them she trapped it under the bin and just left it in the middle of the room for two weeks instead of, oh i don't know, introducing it to a phone book.

A few months ago we had an extremely small cockroach problem and we had a guy come to put poison out n shit like that. Well, last week i had a big surprise. I was gettin some cereal out of the pantry and i turned around and saw a huge cockroach on the wall. It was at eye level so it scared the shit outta me. Well i just got some raid and had a little target practice...killed it in like 10 minutes. If i were you i would just get a professional to exterminate those little fuckers...either that or just get a H&K MP-5...that should get rid of them :evillol: