Write a haiku about your car

You all know the drill:
5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables; it doesn't have to rhyme...

:sunglasse

the replacement car
has two things the Honda lacked:
all wheel drive and torque

Silver streak through the night
Passes you by like a flash
Its just one bad bull

syllables, not words, your poem's first line is like 7 syllables

One about T.CHogie's CorollaTwice as fast as B12Peels out easilyOne about B12Sweet Nissan SentraLightweight, lots of characterI Mourned its Demise

My dead Honda Sport
Rod killed its block with hatred
New block tomorrow

Tento-Mushi (subaru 360)

burning 2-stroke oil
reciprocating pistons
twins working the job
breaker points opening spark
plugs fouled again after dark

running with swiftness
the ladybug lives again
a wonderous site
an acrid blue smoke billows
the howl of a two stroke ghost

an air cooled thrum
the humming of ten inch tires
slow speed wipers
the clicking indicators
the threshing sounds of the gears

Tempest

my poor dead Tempest
a curb spelt pre-mature death
for your trem-clad bod
painted black like the night sky
much fun we both had
despite all of your problems
the lack of hubcaps
the broken windscreen wipers
the many small dents
the hole in the exhaust pipe
sounds like Camaro
while you were a piece of shit
a bucket of bolts
you were my own piece of shit
that's why i miss you.

Accord (my current ride until spring)

gold be your body
automatic, your tranny
one of the reasons
that you are not permanent
but the "H" up front
means that i cannot love you.

240SX (coming spring)

240SX
a fantastic vehicle
sexy, and quite sleek
even though you are 13
my plans are quite vast
SR20DET
some coil-overs
and of course, Silvia front
drift slut is your job
sideways is how you'll spend life
spinning the rear tires
dorifuto will be life
and we'll have much fun

A Honda Prelude
Yes Sir, A Honda Prelude
A Honda Prelude

:smokin:

My mother's camry
Slow weak comfy cruiser car
But I thrash you still

~~~~~

Camry, faithful beast
Tired, but wait til I get that
3SGTE

~~~~

And for my future Silvia...(with inspiration from Brian)

With SR20
Most excellent vehicle
Drift slut you will be

Get into the truck
Drop 3/4, I wish I tuck
Vette flags on the side
Leather seats inside my ride
Re-do my truck new
I got the damn best haiku

Bimmer-like driving
for Toyota like pricing
Still yet to sprout pubes

Shitbox it will be
Sooner it comes the better
No car at the mo.

My old Ford Tempo
That $#@% &*($## (&*^GD*(NBV ^&*%$ *()^(&*^&$
Bleeping Bleeper Blanker

^^ lmao

Little red del Sol
In my head I need a hole
For still having you.

:D

the Shadow has died
for many years she gave faithfully
may she rest in peace

the Spyder is fun
top down and in the hot sun
wait for winters end

the GT is for sale
she served me well for many years
new owner find me

the Accord is solid
staying straight and true to us
my first sedan

the Delorean rocks
silver flashing on blacktop
flux capacitor not

Sentra is the car
S, E, R is the model
Sleeper is the style

Rodeo is her
S, U, V is the function
grocery-getter

Civic is dead.
Prelude is oh so to slow.
Why did Civic die.

Unlike piston cars
Triangles spin round and round
But they spin no more

:p


ooh, thought of another-

Rusted out fuel line
Frozen rear brake calipers
Stupid piece of crap :evillol:

My Neon will be
Up on jack stands again;
My motor mounts broke.

:(


True story.

not much to look at
a stock one point five engine
mirage d e coupe

Hahaha!! Those are all great!!! :thumbsup: Great job, all!! :D

(though some of you need lessons on counting to 5 and 7. :p )