Smoke Rings

A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said,

"One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"

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:D :devil: :D :devil: :smoker2: :smoker2: :smoker2:

PMan just shakes his head and smiles !!!

:D :D :D

Damn Pman you're up early!

Originally posted by Razorgtst
Damn Pman you're up early!

Working the "grave yard shift" dude.....11pm till 7am :bloated: :bloated: all week

Originally posted by primera man


Working the "grave yard shift" dude.....11pm till 7am :bloated: :bloated: all week

I hate schedules that constantly shift around during the day. It screws up my inner clock.

A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!"
A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!"

The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"

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So this guy walks into a bar

Originally posted by YogsVR4
A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up a cigar. As he sipped his drink, he stood there quietly blowing smoke rings.

After he blew nine or ten smoke rings into the air, an angry American Indian stomped up to him and said,

"One more remark like that and I'll smash your face in!"

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:huh:

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Damnit, how come I never get jokes? :bloated:

indian... smoke signals... get it?!

Oh. I guess.

Originally posted by Heep
Oh. I guess.

Native americans - you have tribes in Canada too. How is it you dont know about smoke signals?

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
So this guy walks into a bar


yeah, so this dyslexic man walks into a bra.......

a seal walked into a club........

dont you get it? :D

Originally posted by YogsVR4


Native americans - you have tribes in Canada too. How is it you dont know about smoke signals?

I dunno...haven't really studied up on them I guess :confused:

dude that joke's hot :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :cwn27: :cwn27: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL! :D :D :hehehe: :hehehe:


forgive heep, he's a little slow.. lol :D j/k

how could you not know about smoke signals though?
i think i learned about them first when bugs bunny was doing them, hehehe that cartoon was hilarious