A message from Phil to AF[work warning]
Oz
11-07-2003, 11:52 PM
Subject: Those damn pills..................
Well, I must admit, after being bombarded by 50,000 e-mails trying to sell me some pills for enlarging my penis, I finally gave in. Unfortunately, due to my enthusiasm for results and before reading the instructions I started taking the pills with each meal. Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww! the results were instant and unbelievable. However, I think I should have read the instructions first because the results can only be described as "a little more than expected".......In fact, I am sooooooooo big now that I am not sure what I can do with the damn thing.......talk about creating a monster !!! Take a look for yourself and you'll see why the women are all calling me "The Big King." So, if any of you guys decide to give the penis enlargement pills a try, please read the instructions first so that you don't end up like me..........................
Phil a.k.a. The "Big King"
*CAUTION - photo may offend*
Phils Photo (http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=500/6914Damnpills.jpg)
Well, I must admit, after being bombarded by 50,000 e-mails trying to sell me some pills for enlarging my penis, I finally gave in. Unfortunately, due to my enthusiasm for results and before reading the instructions I started taking the pills with each meal. Woooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww! the results were instant and unbelievable. However, I think I should have read the instructions first because the results can only be described as "a little more than expected".......In fact, I am sooooooooo big now that I am not sure what I can do with the damn thing.......talk about creating a monster !!! Take a look for yourself and you'll see why the women are all calling me "The Big King." So, if any of you guys decide to give the penis enlargement pills a try, please read the instructions first so that you don't end up like me..........................
Phil a.k.a. The "Big King"
*CAUTION - photo may offend*
Phils Photo (http://files.automotiveforums.com/gallery/watermark.php?file=500/6914Damnpills.jpg)
jon@af
11-07-2003, 11:55 PM
holy shit that's f**ked up.
Amish_kid
11-07-2003, 11:57 PM
hahaha I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that, I think it needs a NWS title though. :lol2:
Toksin
11-07-2003, 11:58 PM
Dammit Grant, I told you not to post that damn picture from April!
TrailerParkJake
11-07-2003, 11:58 PM
from jake to phil, thats incredibly ghey
Oz
11-08-2003, 12:00 AM
hahaha I almost fell outta my chair when I saw that, I think it needs a NWS title though. :lol2:
Done :icon16:
Done :icon16:
jOYRiDe
11-08-2003, 12:36 AM
anaconda!!!
Oz
11-08-2003, 02:14 AM
Holy LOTS OF OLD POSTS Batman! This one is new for teh regulars;)
TheNotoriousMogg
11-08-2003, 02:27 AM
Sure I am a fan of a good joke and the occassional funnie that maybe "questionable" to post...but come on I think this might be a lil over the edge, doesn't the user guidelines say something about not posting innapropriate things?...I think this qualifies :uhoh:
Oz
11-08-2003, 02:37 AM
Sure I am a fan of a good joke and the occassional funnie that maybe "questionable" to post...but come on I think this might be a lil over the edge, doesn't the user guidelines say something about not posting innapropriate things?...I think this qualifies :uhoh:
Fair enough. Probably walking a bit of a tight rope. Changed pic to a link with additional warning.
Fair enough. Probably walking a bit of a tight rope. Changed pic to a link with additional warning.
sameintheend01
11-08-2003, 04:11 AM
talk about going to a halloween party dressed up as a gas pump.....
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