Fart Football

A little old couple prepares to go to bed.

They no sooner hit the*pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."*
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"*
The old man replied, "It's fart football."**
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown,*
tie score."**
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and*
says,* "Aha.* I'm ahead 14 to 7."*
Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says,*
"Touchdown,* tie score."*
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,*
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14."*

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a*
woman, so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a*
defeat is*totally unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and
accidentally*he*shits in the bed.*
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"*
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

:uhoh: :iceslolan

:lol2: :rofl:

heh funny but really nasty

Reminds me of that part in Trainspotting when he comes down for breakfast :)

eh, i thought the ending was gonna be something like,
"what was that?"
"a safety. Two points for you."
:screwy: <- me

:lol: :lol: :lol:

wtf was that all about?

who knows

god knows everything