What are some useless little tricks you can do?

I can:

blow dime-sized spitbubbles off my tongue and they float to the ground
gleek
horizontally spin a pen on my hand and catch it
make fart noises by squeezing my hands together

what about you?

Gleek.....there's a word I haven't heard in a loooonnnngggg time!

I can gleek as well. I can also make my eyes wiggle back & forth really quick - kinda hard to describe, but it really freaks people out.

oh man my friend can do that too.. it is pretty damn freaky, but cool heh

Make a water drop noise with my mouth, make my tounge do the way, tie a cherry stem in a knot with my mouth(it's not gay the ladies like it :grinno: ), hold 6 beer bottles in one hand without holding them to my chest, I can scare and lie to anyone and they will beleive me.

I used to move my eyes around independently of each other (its not easy). I used to do it a lot as a kid to freak people out. I pretty much stopped it a decade ago, but I can still do it a bit.














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Yogs, your new sig:
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Well, I can't tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue, but I can tie a girl in knots with my tongue :naughty:


I can make the fart noise with my hands or hand/armpit, and also hand/back-of-the-knee.

I can whistle beyond the human hearing range (extremely high pitched).

I can also (very convincingly) do bird whistles. I do it all the time in various businesses, and people start to look around for a bird...

I can do a very feminine/gay male voice (also very convincing, sometimes a bit TOO convincing).

I can gleek and tie cherry stems with my tongue too. Can't think of much else right now. :banghead:

Yogs, your new sig:
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ACK!!!!!!!!! :lol:













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at the risk of sounding dumb, can someone tell me what "gleek" is?

It's where you curl your tongue to the roof of your mouth real quick and shoot a thin stream of spit out like a snake or something. Works really well after eating some sugary candy or drinking a pop (or soda, if you're from minnesota/wisconson :))

Works really well after eating some sugary candy or drinking a pop (or soda, if you're from minnesota/wisconson :))

You'd be surprised. I'm in ND & everyone I've met from Minnesota, Wisconsin, Montana & S. Dakota calls it "pop" as well. I grew up on the west coast & the only time I ever heard soda referred to as 'pop' was on Happy Days :lol:

I definintely agree though... I can always gleek best after drinking something carbonated :iceslolan

It's where you curl your tongue to the roof of your mouth real quick and shoot a thin stream of spit out like a snake or something. Works really well after eating some sugary candy or drinking a pop (or soda, if you're from minnesota/wisconson :))

Basically you're right, but you're not really spitting in the traditional sense. If you curl your tongue right, it actually squeezes your salivary glands which squirt a stream of saliva from under your tongue.

Interesting, never heard of anyone doing that. and only my grandfather calls soda "pop".

I didn't ever suspect the word gleek being used so widely. I thought it was a local thing. LOL. I never did master teh art of gleeking. I can do it sometimes, but usually its on accident. I can make all the fart sounds. And thats about as much talent I have. :p

Basically you're right, but you're not really spitting in the traditional sense. If you curl your tongue right, it actually squeezes your salivary glands which squirt a stream of saliva from under your tongue.
It's hard to explain things which you just know how to do after years and years of doing it, you know? Like explain how to walk.. heh..

I can do a whistle which sounds like a cricket chirping... drives people nuts in my night class.

I can drink a warm 2Liter of Coke in under 10min. :loser:

:iamwithst

j/k try a bottle of Vodka in 10min and I'll be impressed :angryfire :ylsuper:

I can wiggle my ears (both at the same time or independantly of each other). I can also sleep with my eyes open, freaks the shit outta people.

I can also sleep with my eyes open, freaks the shit outta people.
I learned how to do that in the Army while standing at attention for (what seemed like) hours at 3:30am every morning :)

It's hard to explain things which you just know how to do after years and years of doing it, you know? Like explain how to walk.. heh..

Yeah, I just recently figured out how to do it. Like TexasF355F1, I was usually only able to do it on accident, and usually at the most inapropriate time... There's been several occasions where I've been drawing a picture that I've been working on for several hours and I go to yawn or something and gleek all over the paper, completely fucking up the drawing. :banghead:

Another trick I can do is make myself sneeze. When I actually have hair long enough to grab, there's a certain area of my head where if I pull a hair or two, I will sneeze instantly... weird.

That reminds me, I can also make myself tear up and just start crying at will. This helps with many things such as; getting out of classes, gettin some good ol' sympathy lovin from the girls...etc. The best was when I used it to get out of my Western Civ. class. My boy walked with me to class and when I was in the hallway I started to cry so when I went into the classroom I was balling my eyes out and told the teacher I had a family emergency. He took one look at me and he "KNEW" then and there, that there was something wrong, hahha. So I walked outta the classroom (wasn't crying anymore), my boy was laughin his ass off and then we went to a ragin' Halloween Party.

some useless skills of mine;
-I can roll spit bubbles on my tounge
-I can also freak out people when i open my eyes really wide. (im asian)
-I can aloso tie my shoes sideways

i can make bubbles link and stuff with soap.
I can do a few stupid magic tricks
hmmm
i can pop my thumbs outta their sockets whenever i want...

Let's see...I can turn my tounge sideways...like half of a barrel roll. Oh wait, you said useless :naughty:

I dunno...i can hold my own left shoulder with my left hand.

My friend farted the ABC's once. It was hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hmm... I've gleeked before, but only by accident.

I can also make my eyes shake really quickly.
Try pressing your thumb onto the bottom corner of the other hand, right above the wrist. If you look closely, part of your skin bulges out. For some reason I can make it bulge out quite a bit.

poop 3 times a day

ive pooped five times a day once, it was a monumental moment in my life.

we have a winner!!

- Shake eyes rapidly
- Splits (sideways)

I can gleek as well. I can also make my eyes wiggle back & forth really quick - kinda hard to describe, but it really freaks people out.I can do that too. :cool: It freaks people out. The first time I saw someone else do it, it blew my mind! :rofl:

I can do a very feminine/gay male voice (also very convincing, sometimes a bit TOO convincing).
:rofl:

That reminds me, I can also make myself tear up and just start crying at will. This helps with many things such as; getting out of classes, gettin some good ol' sympathy lovin from the girls...etc. The best was when I used it to get out of my Western Civ. class. My boy walked with me to class and when I was in the hallway I started to cry so when I went into the classroom I was balling my eyes out and told the teacher I had a family emergency. He took one look at me and he "KNEW" then and there, that there was something wrong, hahha. So I walked outta the classroom (wasn't crying anymore), my boy was laughin his ass off and then we went to a ragin' Halloween Party.
Scandalous! :rofl: :rofl:

- Splits (sideways)
Got any plans next friday night? :naughty:

alrighty then

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Got any plans next friday night? :naughty:


Aren't you both guys?

oh, whoops... well I was talking to the girl in his avatar

i didnt know gleek was such a big term either, i thought it was a local thing also... lol
as for strange things I can do, i can gleek, and... be myself i guess, thats sometimes weird enough.
I just learned how to whistle with my fingers, like what u do to get peoples attention, its surprising how many people drop their jaw and say "HOW DO YOU DO THAT?!?!?!"

i can play the flute with my weenis

i can blow bubbles thru my eyes

weenis


lol weenis

ok I'm assuming thats a combo between a penis and weiner/weenie, which when I hear that word automaticly think little kid/baby.

Therefore weenis=small penis :iceslolan

j/k

i can blow bubbles thru my eyes

you can also suck a watermelon through a gardenhose :o

Got any plans next friday night? :naughty:
Pitcher or catcher? :naughty:

Aren't you both guys?
:rofl: :naughty:

oh, whoops... well I was talking to the girl in his avatar
:(

-I can wolf down a McD's cheeseburger in a single
gulp
-I can use my toes to scratch my ears
-I can make my dick move up,down,left or right

-I can wolf down a McD's cheeseburger in a single
gulp


Beat you there.....done a large meatball sub in 3 bites....

I roll my eyes up so that you can just see the whites of my eyes

some dirty tongue rolling

kill off big plates of food in under a minute.....been eating like this since football.....

increase the blood flow to any part of my body to make it start spazzing out....good for video games

crack my neck with a sickening loudness

wiggle my ears/raise my eyebrows/flare my nostrils, and move my hairline(the top of my head actually moves with it) all at the same time

i can pop my thumbs out of their sockets, so convincingly so that i will sometimes, when talking to someone that i've just met, go to lean on something, pop my thumb out and they will be fully convinced that i have broken it.

another one i have is kind of hard to explain. if you take your hand and close it into a fist, and look at your knuckles, you'll be able to see a tendon, it goes down your hand as well. i, somehow, have the ability to move these tendons back and forth over the crest of my knuckle on three out of my 10 fingers. i'm not sure how, but it grosses people out fully. one of them even makes a cracking noise sometimes. yeah, like i said, it's hard to explain.

i can touch my big toes to my nipples. it's hard to explain on a forum...but if any of you have ever been stretching (before or after a work-out etc.) and have done the one where you grab your foot and bring it up to your back to stretch the leg muscles, well i can keep going with my leg until it goes past my shoulder and my big toe will actually be able to touch my nipple. sometimes, i can almost get the bottom part of my leg parallel with the floor, but it really starts to hurt at that point.

i also have the ability to do almost every accent of the world astonishingly well. i can convince people i'm scottish, or russian, or whatever i feel like that day, or i can convince them i'm a stutterer.

last one: if i lean my head back and swallow really hard, my throat makes a farting noise. it's really weird, but it's apparently really close to a fart, and it also makes me burp instantaneously right after.

i can touch my big toes to my nipples.




Thats easy :naughty:

I’m double jointed in my legs so I can sit in some positions that others would find very uncomfortable.

I can make fart sounds with my bum....

I can also make my tongue look like the bottom half of a clam shell.:loser:

I can also make my tongue look like the bottom half of a clam shell.:loser:Haha I’ve seen people do that. It looks very strange. :iceslolan

I’m double jointed in my legs so I can sit in some positions that others would find very uncomfortable.

So you have two knees on each leg? :screwy:










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If you ever make it over to NZ, I'll show you! :p

I’m double jointed in my legs so I can sit in some positions that others would find very uncomfortable.
I'm sure a boyfriend wouldn't mind..

I'm sure a boyfriend wouldn't mind..

or her husband...:p

or her husband...:p
eh, didn't know if she was married, gay, two-timin, single, or what not... still got my point across though :smokin:

If you ever make it over to NZ, I'll show you! :p
:22yikes: ROAD TRIP!!!!! lol:p

Oh goody, I have a lot of totally unmarketable skills.

I can dislocate my left collarbone at the sternum, and pop it back into socket.

I can bend my left pinkie at the middle joint without moving any of the rest of my fingers.

I can bend the top joint of my right middle finger down to a 90º angle without bending any of the other joints.

I can clasp my hands together behind my back, and by doing a bunch of gross-looking contortions, flip them over my head without unclasping them.

My back is really flexible. Use your imagination.

I can crack my neck, anytime, VERY loudly. (Note: If you see a car approaching in your rearview that's definitely going to rear-end you, DO NOT turn your head around to look at it.)

I can touch my elbows together behind my back.

This last one is really hard to explain, but I place my hands on my hips, and then rotate both arms forward so they are sticking straight forward. The hands are still on the hips, and the arms are parallel to each other. Try it. One time, with the assistance of my knees, I touched my elbows together in front with my hands still on my hips.

gee boingo...one would think that you were a contortionist:p....and you've totally got me beat on neck cracking...in a sort of odd way that is quite envious in my opinion...i can only crack it up to really 3-4 times and then it just stops.....


oh yeah and i forgot one other trait..popping my right shoulder in and out of the socket when my hands are in back of my head

My back is really flexible. Use your imagination.



unmarketable, eh?

i think you could find a market for this one....

and Dayna - let's see some pics if it's so easy. :naughty:

:22yikes: ROAD TRIP!!!!! lol:pThink you might need more than just a road! :p

I can fall down in the middle of the hall on comand, make it look very realistic, and not even hurt at all.

being talked into doing stupid stunts on our schools new principal, that has since led him to think im gay.