what would you do?

about a month ago someone vandalized my car... kicked in the side rear quarter panel. I found out who it was about a week ago but no luck with getting his friends to talk to the police about it. So now im trying to decide what to do about this. I have a civic and he doesnt like hondas, so he decided to kick mine in. That was his only motive... he has an old VW rabbit that he drives around. I also know where his house is, down the street from mine. I dont even talk to this asshole hes just a bitch. so im asking what would you do? i mean im not just gonna let this happen or he will continue to do stuff like this to my car(there are some smaller dents in the hood i think he also did). Im basically down to these options i think: either kicking his ass, or kicking his cars ass... what would you do?

about a month ago someone vandalized my car... kicked in the side rear quarter panel. I found out who it was about a week ago but no luck with getting his friends to talk to the police about it. So now im trying to decide what to do about this. I have a civic and he doesnt like hondas, so he decided to kick mine in. That was his only motive... he has an old VW rabbit that he drives around. I also know where his house is, down the street from mine. I dont even talk to this asshole hes just a bitch. so im asking what would you do? i mean im not just gonna let this happen or he will continue to do stuff like this to my car(there are some smaller dents in the hood i think he also did). Im basically down to these options i think: either kicking his ass, or kicking his cars ass... what would you do?
How did you found out who it was?

First, I would go to the police to report about it. If they don't help you, vandalize his car. Since it is a shitbox, flatten the tires!!!

get the cops. If it doesn't work leave it in an area thats watched or make it look that way eg leave a light on near your car.

OMG, I am so sorry man. I hate people who pull shit like that. I mean damn, a man's car is sacred. You just dont do crap like that. Now I would first goto the police, however, if they can not do anything about it and that kid wont confess and give up his friend then I would take matters into my own hands. I would first put bologna on his car (about 1 lb. should do) and leave it there over night, the acidic properties from the bologna eats right through paint that would give him a nice POKA-DOTTED car. Also, slashing tires is always a method. First, take the caps off the tire. Then, using the tip of a fairly large knife, press in on the metal piece and let the air out slowly until almost flat...THEN you put the knife into the actual tire. This allows the car to be gradually let down and you dont get a loud noise (no car alarm goes off / no one is attracted to a loud noise). This is just what I would do (then again I have a very short fuse when it comes to stuff like this). Oh yah, one more thing, ABOVE ALL, do not leave anything that would incriminate you (i.e. - wear gloves, and dont be seen). Hope the cops can help you out first though....

Well, you should do it the 2strokebloke way, with pranks and such. If you don't want to cause any harm except for frustration, pull his sparkplug wires loose, but leave them on the sparkplugs so it doesn't look like they're loose, or you can remove the lead to the starter solenoid, so he can't start his engine. These two won't hurt anything, and it's fun to watch somebody try to figure out what's wrong. Another funny thing is to leave just two plug wires on, it'll start and run on two cylinders, and it makes a really funny "dunnka-dunnka-dunnka" sound.
No harm done, unlike say slashing tires, or screwing up the paint, or like loosening the oil filter so it fall off in traffic and seizes the engine (but you'd be a pretty sick person to do that one) So he can be mad and angry at you, but he really can't do anything because you haven't damaged anything.

Dont go screwuing his car up as it'd be pretty obvious who he'd blame after you've already approached his friends about it. And if you go to the cops, dont even look at his car, blame all over you.

couple of his friends told me that he did it so i know it was him. Ive already gone to the police my dad is even a cop and he said notihng will come out of it since no one will talk. So im either gonna mess his car up or both... if i messed his car up it would be the same as what he did to me. I kind of want to take more of a "real man" approach and beat his ass. Then maybe mess his car up on top of that. But im not sure...

here's what i came up with

block his tailpipe up with a banana or something that'll hold

in the middle of the night, put baloney or salami all over the car so that in the morning when he takes it off, he has a polka-dot paintjob

put sugar/piss in his gas tank

Paintball Gun!

thats' all for now

about a month ago someone vandalized my car... kicked in the side rear quarter panel. I found out who it was about a week ago but no luck with getting his friends to talk to the police about it. So now im trying to decide what to do about this. I have a civic and he doesnt like hondas, so he decided to kick mine in. That was his only motive... he has an old VW rabbit that he drives around. I also know where his house is, down the street from mine. I dont even talk to this asshole hes just a bitch. so im asking what would you do? i mean im not just gonna let this happen or he will continue to do stuff like this to my car(there are some smaller dents in the hood i think he also did). Im basically down to these options i think: either kicking his ass, or kicking his cars ass... what would you do?
be like willard from the movie willard!train an army of rats and make them flatten his tires, later if he looks suspicious make them kill him...

Go slap a weight on one of his wheels... just something to unbalance the tire so that when he drives, one of his wheels just hops up and down all over the place... Like the weights they use to mount/balance the tires... if you can get a couple of them and throw them on there, they wouldn't be very noticeable at all.

Or, a potato jammed into his tail pipe and stuffed down in there...

Piss on his door handles.

Get a can of the aresol fart smell and if he leaves his doors unlocked, just tape the nozzle down so that it starts spraying and chuck it into the car and close the door.

Put a gay pride bumper sticker on his car.

Put a bumper sticker that says "Cops are fags" so that he gets pulled over and cavity searched by the police... and stash a bag of weed in his car somewhere so they find it. And some empty beer bottles under the seat.

Tie a bunch of metal stuff (like tin cans or something) to his back bumper, and push the cans underneath the car so he won't see them. Then, he'll get in his car and drive off with the cans clanging along behind him...

tampon + gastank = :iceslolan

Call and report his car as being stolen. Don't know if that would work or not, but would be funny anyways... Especially if he had the "Cops are Fags" bumper sticker on it (see above).

Or just forget about it... if you do something to him, he'll get you right back... Whatever.

lol thats a lot of good ideas ci5ic... but ya im not sure if doing stuff to his car is the way to go... cuz ur right he will just get me back. Think i should maybe just beat his ass now... :screwy:

...or put baloney on his car..... :evillol:

...or put baloney on his car..... :evillol:

I really thought that was an urban myth... does it really do anything? I've also heard something about putting newspaper over someones windshield and pouring orange juice on it, and when they remove the newspaper, it leaves the newsprint on the glass and won't come off...

Go slap a weight on one of his wheels... just something to unbalance the tire so that when he drives, one of his wheels just hops up and down all over the place... Like the weights they use to mount/balance the tires... if you can get a couple of them and throw them on there, they wouldn't be very noticeable at all.

Or, a potato jammed into his tail pipe and stuffed down in there...

Piss on his door handles.

Get a can of the aresol fart smell and if he leaves his doors unlocked, just tape the nozzle down so that it starts spraying and chuck it into the car and close the door.

Put a gay pride bumper sticker on his car.

Put a bumper sticker that says "Cops are fags" so that he gets pulled over and cavity searched by the police... and stash a bag of weed in his car somewhere so they find it. And some empty beer bottles under the seat.

Tie a bunch of metal stuff (like tin cans or something) to his back bumper, and push the cans underneath the car so he won't see them. Then, he'll get in his car and drive off with the cans clanging along behind him...

tampon + gastank = :iceslolan

Call and report his car as being stolen. Don't know if that would work or not, but would be funny anyways... Especially if he had the "Cops are Fags" bumper sticker on it (see above).

Or just forget about it... if you do something to him, he'll get you right back... Whatever.
i like that idea "cops are fags" and dont tell your dad that you did that and when he sees it he will get caught by your dad
;p and how old is that fag compared to you?

hes a year older then me, but basically the same size as me. Plus im much stronger then he is I know i can take him.

No broh... you gotta do it the good ol' Southern Way. Take a large knife and slash his tires. Do it while he's not looking but be sure he knows it was you (just like you know it was him). After that you take him one on one and beat the living shit out've him. It's the only way I see honor in it. This is what I would do. But then again I get into a lot of fights...

did i see willard and rats in there...........right :screwy:

anyway, He owns s rabbit and hes mocking your car. Man fuck the police. Eye for an eye, thats the ONLY way to go.

A car that small, get three or four of your friends to tip the car over and on to its roof at night. Then get one of them to run up to the door and ring the bell, while you spin the car in circles on its roof. Can you imagine waking up at four in the moring opening the door and seeing your car spining like the wheel of fortune.

If thats too extream, at night crawl under the car and drain the oil into a pan so that there is no oil. A car like that....who would actually get out and check the oil, he will drive to work like that.

I have always wanted to put a hole about one inch into the windsheild right where the driver sits. Not enough damage to take the car out or commission, so they still drive it. Then everywhere they go, they will get a nice blast of air in their face, that of tape it up, either way it would be funny.

Or you could torment him and loosen all the lugnuts, steal the gas cap, break the door handels bend the antena, spray his car pink, glue the locks, rip off the VW logos and glue them to the headlights, shit on his hood, replace his plates with stolen ones (honestly who checks their plates before they leave) I can think of a thousand things to do.

but i hope you find something that is right for you.

All of the previously mentioned ideas are good - if you choose to go that route. I don't know for a fact that bologna will work on the paint, but I do know that brake fluid will :evillol:

Personally I think you'd just create a vicious cycle if you decide that an 'eye for an eye' is the way to go. Unless you can keep your car protected 24/7 this guy will come back at you even harder. Why bother?

Just lay the smack down. Problem solved. :chair:


BTW, the idea of flipping the car over & spinning it on it's roof was awesome! :thumbsup:

If thats too extream, at night crawl under the car and drain the oil into a pan so that there is no oil. A car like that....who would actually get out and check the oil, he will drive to work like that.


This can actually be really dangerous, and I'd advise against anybody ever doing this. Anybody who has seized an engine knows that it can be scary, and easily turn very dangerous if you're in traffic.

However, an Idea that I've always liked that's not (very) dangerous, get some bricks, and prop up the front suspension of the car, so that the front wheels are about a quarter to half an inch off of the ground, that way the car will start up just fine, but when he tries to go, the engine will just rev, and the wheels will spin - and it's fun for the whole family.

You can always drop some paint stripper on his car (same effect as brake fluid). And of course good ole graffiti all over his car works well too....

even better, mix all of these get the bologna, brake fluid, stripper then resort back to the gay pride thing. make the shape of a big penis on his hood and try the newspaper/orange juice for the pubes. and you guys are forgetting, he said VW rabbit so he will have to stick a grape or something in the exhaust. but watch out he may stick a basketball in your tail pipe.
lol j/k

While many of these ideas are amusing to say the least, and certainly very tempting, it would be stupid to vandalise his car in return. as someone said, it would lead to a vicious circle and you dont want that, who knows where it would end.. so my idea is to catch him vandalisiing your car, you say hes done it more than once, so try to get him on camera or something... if this isnt viable, try to let the situation die down, pretend youre cool with him, at least act that way and say that to his friends, and when it seems all is good, in a few months time, do as many of the mentioned pranks above.. he wouldnt suspect you and his state of confusion would be all the more entertaining!


otherwise just kick the shit out of him. you choose :)

I saw someone do this a few days ago and it had me cracking up...

Take some kind of mushy food, and stuff as much of it as you can up under the door handle. NO ONE is going to look under their door handle before they reach up into it. Rinse and repeat as needed.

I saw someone do this a few days ago and it had me cracking up...

Take some kind of mushy food, and stuff as much of it as you can up under the door handle. NO ONE is going to look under their door handle before they reach up into it. Rinse and repeat as needed.

Actually, for some reason, that just reminded me... I used to work at a pizza place, and was pretty good friends with one of the delivery drivers. We were always playing practical jokes on each other, so one time, I took a jar of parmesan cheese (the dry powdery kind) and dumped it into his air vents.

Now, I like parmesan cheese, it tastes great, but it smells like nasty socks. So, every time he turned on his blower, he'd get parmesan cheese smell all throughout his car. :)

ok here we go...

if you got a little cash to spend, go to the hardware store and look for the foam insulation that comes in a can. go over to the kids house at night, get the window open just a crack (its an old vw, the thing should be coming of the damn tracks by now) fill the car through the window. by morning it should be like styrofoam.

not sure how many cans it'd take, i'm sure it'll say aprox. how many cubic feet a can will fill.

also...

steal his valve steams, it wont ruin the tires but he'll pretty much be stuck where he is. or you could cinder block his car, leave the wheels, but take the lug nuts.

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replace his plates with stolen ones (honestly who checks their plates before they leave.

haha, thats actually a really good idea, most people dont even know what thier plate number is. he probably wouldn't notice until the next time he gets pulled over.

put an add in your local newspaper classifeids of hes car for a really really cheap price like 100-200 bucks, put hes phone number and everything, he will get like a bazillion calls, or if its cold outside, like snowing cold, at night go over and turn a sprinkler or hose on right on hes car, so the next morning when he wakes up hes entire car will be covered in ice! I got these ideas from my dad, cuase when he was younger, (in highschool) him and hes next door nieghbor always played pratical jokes on each other, these were some of them.

LOL! all these pranks are very tempting, i should try some.

btw 2strokebloke, how do i get acess to the spark plug wires? are they under the hood? and if they are, how the hell do i get the hood open? i cant seem to get any hood open, do they have a lock of some kind?

LOL! all these pranks are very tempting, i should try some.

btw 2strokebloke, how do i get acess to the spark plug wires? are they under the hood? and if they are, how the hell do i get the hood open? i cant seem to get any hood open, do they have a lock of some kind?

:eek7:

LOL! all these pranks are very tempting, i should try some.

btw 2strokebloke, how do i get acess to the spark plug wires? are they under the hood? and if they are, how the hell do i get the hood open? i cant seem to get any hood open, do they have a lock of some kind?

Does he keep his car locked? If so then it's not worth the hassle of getting the hood open through means other than the hood release latch inside. However, I think that you can still reach the starter solenoid from under the car. If you know of somebody else who has a Rabbit, get a look under the hood, and locate it.

You can download the Anarchist cookbook on KaZaA..lots of ways to get your revenge on that document

oreo his car
the oreo cream makes nice little circles of bare metal

If he leaves a window open, freeze a can of shaving cream and then cut the can off and leave the frozen cream in the car. When it thaws it expands and should fill up a good part of the car.

If he leaves a window open, freeze a can of shaving cream and then cut the can off and leave the frozen cream in the car. When it thaws it expands and should fill up a good part of the car.
Not really a good part, but enough to make a mess. Look:
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/frozen/frozen.html

i dunno if anyone mentiond thise (didnt read all posts) but you can get like 1-2 inch tall hunks of solid metal/steal blocks. Just squeeze some of them inbetween his coils.. that be pretty funy watch that thing go over a rail road track or something :)

steal the rubber off his window wipers hehe
or drill a hole in his roof over the drivers side..... not to big though.. just enough to let water drip......

I agree with the others...if you vandalize his car, you are saying two things to him.

1. It was me, so now it is your turn to mess with my ride.
2. You are afraid to confront him head on.

You really have three choices....mess with him in secret (get the hayduke books on revenge) and/or
Provoke a fight, but in such a way that you are in control...meaning, make him start it and/or put a video on your ride to catch him the next time he does it. Proof for the cops. He won't go to jail, but the cops can really put the scare on you. Frankly, I am surprised your dad hasn't gotten a couple of buddies to pull him over on a regular basis for this and that. Nothing spoils your day like being pulled over by the cops.

I know your dads a cop, and that will help, but the main thing is you do not want to get into trouble. That sh*t can get expensive.
If you do get into a fight with him, and soundly kick his behind, he will most likely find a cowards way of getting back at you.
Anybody that has the stupidity, and the brass ones to actually spend the time it took to bash in your car in public, is the same type to literally come at you from behind with a knife, or someone close to you.

Personally, as hard as it is to control the urge to bash his effing head in, you are better off making his life a bit of hell with all the great ideas for revenge you can get from those books.

take the lug nuts off the right side of his car. he wouldn't notice they're gone, since nobody actually walks around their car to get to the driver side do they? he'll take off...make a turn...THUD.

or if you can somehow make access under his hood. pull out 2 of his spark plugs. his car will run guaranteed, but it'll be going nowhere fast.

if you can somehow get 4 of those tiny spare tires about the size of a bike tire. take off all his wheels, replace them, and have him run and a whole set of those :iceslolan (fav idea)

stick a hose up his exhaust and let the water run overnight (i'd assume this would cause some kind of permanent damage)

i also like the idea of putting his car up for sale

or if you have skill, go pick up a bunch of pipes and weld them to random places on his car.

Here is my idea, your dad is a cop, he will find out what you do I bet. You need to be the bigger of the two and just forget about it, or maybe go and ask him to pay for it.