my x-mas list at work ideas

I started working here at this law firm a little more than a year now and every year there's this x-mas gift exchange. Last year i'd only been in the office for a couple months and put stuff like: Gift certificates, dress shirts, and some other crap. The list are posted in the kitchen with 5 spots to put stuff. The chicks fill their's out as soon as they're up but now the guys are starting to put things on their list and i haven't even begun thinking yet. Anything goes for this list as long as it's over $20 and somewhere below $70. Like every other guy who's actually put something on their list has something like: craftsmen power drill, any tool, drill bits, power saw, all these tools that i know they don't use because they come to me (at the age of 20) for car references (what shops to go to, what the problem with their car is, what/if i can fix something for them at home). So far i've thought about putting a dremel tool, a new car jack, the receptionist's sister, set of ratchet wrenches in mm's. what else could i put? it could be humorous as well. Just thinking of what kind of things i could use around the house.

New good quality razor never hurts, cologne, clothes etc.

For under $70 the receptionist's sister seems kind of cheap.....send her to Mogg.

What about a subscription to your favorite car magazine(s)?

LMFAO!!! Merry xmas Mogg, here's a slapper!!!

Car mag is a good idea. I get a cycle sport and a Mens Health subscription every year and love them. 24 gifts a year. ;)