What I wish a female would say to a cop

If you (a female) ever gets pulled over for not using your turn signal please use this and let me know what the cop (perferably a male) says!!!


Officer: Can I see your license and registration?
You: What did I do Officer?
Officer: You failed to use your turn signal at the intersection.
You: Turn signal? What is that? Oh, wait... isnt that one of the newest options on a car? Yeah I remember now...my boyfriend told me that I couldnt afford that option...Hmmm...
Officer: Are You kiddin Me?
You: No sir...I just dont know how I can afford the signal and a ticket.


Kinda cute...huh?http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/images/smilies/screwy.gif

ummm... sure...

well.... why not.... :screwy:

Well, I got pulled over once but wasn't that stupid thingy...(Just speeding...no big deal...going 40 on highways...)
If that is me...I would probably ask: Oh, you meant those new systems to help me steer my car??

wtf, honestly that was retarded

these jokes are all dumb

I'd also love to see a female say those things to a cop

At least one other person read that and said thought wtf.

make that 2

make that 3

I know this is a year old, but why does it have to be a female? Why dont you try it next time?

I just cry and get away with it, no need for acting stupid.

that wasnt even the least bit funny.. Ive been pulled over twice by female police officers... Showed them by beautiful blue eyes and was on my way... LOL haha I guess im just lucky.