What you eat my kill you

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake."

[QUOTE=Ricochet "Wedding Cake."[/QUOTE]

i'd have to agree a few years back i got food posiing form a weding cake

and after two days of constant vomiting and feeling like shit i must say that was the sickest i've ever been

Keeping the joy alive...

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:lol2:

Holy repost police man, that was posted a couple weeks shy of a year ago..

i'd have to agree a few years back i got food posiing form a weding cake and after two days of constant vomiting and feeling like shit i must say that was the sickest i've ever been
um... I think you missed the joke.

Don't knock wedding cake...I've been happily married for ten years -


















-The seven years that came afterwards have been pretty crap though. :lol2:

I've been married for only almost a year and a half. However, we didn't have any wedding cake so all is well :naughty:

:lol2: Reposters are better than the rest of you. :thumbsup:

Ooooooooooh ouch. Oz lays the smack down. Thats funny as about the cake though!!!

new too me :uhoh:

Dang, is being married really that bad? Or is it just the guys that think it's that bad...

whats msg anyways?

Probably some shit that could kill you.

Just like hippies. They kill me by making me work. The fuckers.

whats msg anyways?
Mono Sodium Glutomate :)
Glad I could help.

Dang, is being married really that bad? Or is it just the guys that think it's that bad...

chill...it's a joke ;)

but anyways that's funny as hell :lol2:

Im engaged egad !!!!

chill...it's a joke ;)


I know that... I was playing too...

Going on a whopping 4 weeks now :D


How's everyone? Yes I will still have pics. I havent had a chance to go thru them all yet. I still need to design/print/send out my thank you cards :eek:

Been busy, Kat? ;)

I think the story in Tampa is better.
(Gotta rep my city :))