The Supermarket Drunk
Suislide
10-25-2003, 08:11 PM
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued bythe derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're fuckin' ugly."
:lol:
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued bythe derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're fuckin' ugly."
:lol:
Atomis27
10-25-2003, 08:38 PM
:spit: :spit: :spit:
TheNotoriousMogg
10-25-2003, 09:16 PM
meh heard it before :biggrin:
lordvektra
10-25-2003, 11:41 PM
HAHAHA :lol:
ac427cpe
10-26-2003, 12:15 AM
haven't heard it in a while, still kinda funny
Oz
10-26-2003, 12:30 AM
:lol2: Friggin imperial measurements. I have NFI how much that is.
Sean
10-26-2003, 12:40 AM
:spit: lol....
Extend the lead up, and I would give it a perfect 10/10 :iceslolan
:lol2: Friggin imperial measurements. I have NFI how much that is.
A quart is about 40mL's short of a Litre, and 2.2lbs is 1 kilo. You're going to have to convert a head of lettuce for yourself though. :eek7:
Extend the lead up, and I would give it a perfect 10/10 :iceslolan
:lol2: Friggin imperial measurements. I have NFI how much that is.
A quart is about 40mL's short of a Litre, and 2.2lbs is 1 kilo. You're going to have to convert a head of lettuce for yourself though. :eek7:
Oz
10-26-2003, 12:50 AM
:spit: lol....
Extend the lead up, and I would give it a perfect 10/10 :iceslolan
A quart is about 40mL's short of a Litre, and 2.2lbs is 1 kilo. You're going to have to convert a head of lettuce for yourself though. :eek7:
:cheers: Sean
Extend the lead up, and I would give it a perfect 10/10 :iceslolan
A quart is about 40mL's short of a Litre, and 2.2lbs is 1 kilo. You're going to have to convert a head of lettuce for yourself though. :eek7:
:cheers: Sean
Ace$nyper
10-26-2003, 06:37 PM
LOL thats harsh i was laughin
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