@*#*$% Computers
kris
12-08-2001, 10:15 PM
A hillbilly was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12, he's notified that his Uncle Joe from Chicago has died and left him over $100,000.
The hillbilly was so happy when the warden gave him the news, that he made a promise to put the money in a trust fund until he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying up the money.
The hillbilly said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a PC. The warden agreed and got him a computer -- a brand new Compaq. After a few weeks, the warden visited him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement, he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked the hillbilly what happened and the prisoner said it didn't work properly and that it would not even complete the simplest of tasks.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do, and the hillbilly said he just wanted one simple task, but the computer couldn't perform it.
The hillbilly said, "I hit the Escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothing, I am still here. I think I'm going to sue Compaq."
The hillbilly was so happy when the warden gave him the news, that he made a promise to put the money in a trust fund until he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying up the money.
The hillbilly said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a PC. The warden agreed and got him a computer -- a brand new Compaq. After a few weeks, the warden visited him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement, he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked the hillbilly what happened and the prisoner said it didn't work properly and that it would not even complete the simplest of tasks.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do, and the hillbilly said he just wanted one simple task, but the computer couldn't perform it.
The hillbilly said, "I hit the Escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothing, I am still here. I think I'm going to sue Compaq."
hermunn123
12-08-2001, 10:19 PM
....ha......ha
not that funny
not that funny
ragt20
12-08-2001, 10:21 PM
lamo that is funny.....:lol2: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :lol2:
AEstud
12-08-2001, 10:34 PM
I give it a -3
Rich
12-08-2001, 10:57 PM
The "Escape" key......LOL :lol2:
Should have known that compaq's are no good :rolleyes:
:hehe: :hehe:
I thought the joke was pretty decent.
EDIT : No offence meant to Compaq users
Should have known that compaq's are no good :rolleyes:
:hehe: :hehe:
I thought the joke was pretty decent.
EDIT : No offence meant to Compaq users
jinushaun
12-08-2001, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by HuMMerMan
Should have known that compaq's are no good :rolleyes:
Well Compaq was one of the computer manufacturers that actually made a keyboard with the famous "any key", so they aren't all bad. Hehehe :hehehe:
Should have known that compaq's are no good :rolleyes:
Well Compaq was one of the computer manufacturers that actually made a keyboard with the famous "any key", so they aren't all bad. Hehehe :hehehe:
cars_rule
12-08-2001, 11:52 PM
Originally posted by kbslacker
A hillbilly was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12, he's notified that his Uncle Joe from Chicago has died and left him over $100,000.
The hillbilly was so happy when the warden gave him the news, that he made a promise to put the money in a trust fund until he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying up the money.
The hillbilly said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a PC. The warden agreed and got him a computer -- a brand new Compaq. After a few weeks, the warden visited him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement, he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked the hillbilly what happened and the prisoner said it didn't work properly and that it would not even complete the simplest of tasks.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do, and the hillbilly said he just wanted one simple task, but the computer couldn't perform it.
The hillbilly said, "I hit the Escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothing, I am still here. I think I'm going to sue Compaq." hehhehe that guy is an idoit hhehehe.
A hillbilly was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12, he's notified that his Uncle Joe from Chicago has died and left him over $100,000.
The hillbilly was so happy when the warden gave him the news, that he made a promise to put the money in a trust fund until he was released. The warden asked him if there was anything he wanted to buy before tying up the money.
The hillbilly said he had read a lot about computers and wanted a PC. The warden agreed and got him a computer -- a brand new Compaq. After a few weeks, the warden visited him in his cell to see how he was doing. To his amazement, he saw the computer smashed on the floor.
The warden asked the hillbilly what happened and the prisoner said it didn't work properly and that it would not even complete the simplest of tasks.
The warden asked him what he wanted the computer to do, and the hillbilly said he just wanted one simple task, but the computer couldn't perform it.
The hillbilly said, "I hit the Escape key and nothing happened, I hit the key again and still nothing, I am still here. I think I'm going to sue Compaq." hehhehe that guy is an idoit hhehehe.
RazorGTR
12-09-2001, 04:03 AM
hahaha very good.
primera man
12-09-2001, 07:02 AM
LOL....Pretty good KB
RazorGTR
12-09-2001, 11:08 AM
Oh maybe he should try a Packard Bell aye :devil:
PART
12-09-2001, 12:57 PM
Yeah my compaq is good for nothing too:rolleyes:
DVSNCYNIKL
12-09-2001, 01:06 PM
Lame! That might give Yogs some competition though!:silly2: :D
Dustin_S
12-10-2001, 03:03 AM
*hugs his COMPAQ computer, which works ADMIRABLY*
don't worry baby, they don't mean it...:(
don't worry baby, they don't mean it...:(
RazorGTR
12-10-2001, 05:18 AM
Yes we do ;)
YogsVR4
12-10-2001, 10:29 AM
That was pretty good. :D
Polygon
12-10-2001, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Razorgtst
Oh maybe he should try a Packard Bell aye :devil:
HEY!!! I once had a Packard Bell. . . . . and. . . . . .
Ok, ya it sucked.
Hehe, I call Compaq the NEW Packard Bell.
Oh maybe he should try a Packard Bell aye :devil:
HEY!!! I once had a Packard Bell. . . . . and. . . . . .
Ok, ya it sucked.
Hehe, I call Compaq the NEW Packard Bell.
RazorGTR
12-10-2001, 10:51 AM
Hahaha Poly you kill me :D
My first PC was a Gateway 2000 back in 96, which oddly enough I had up until two years ago! Same motherboard and processor, power supply, floppy and monitor! I only updated the video, sound, and modem.
Now I have a PC that is ummm 2 years old and is so slow. I built it and funny as I still am using that same 17" Gateway 2000 monitor! That thing just keeps going and going hahah.
My first PC was a Gateway 2000 back in 96, which oddly enough I had up until two years ago! Same motherboard and processor, power supply, floppy and monitor! I only updated the video, sound, and modem.
Now I have a PC that is ummm 2 years old and is so slow. I built it and funny as I still am using that same 17" Gateway 2000 monitor! That thing just keeps going and going hahah.
Heep
12-10-2001, 03:37 PM
I had a Packard Bell...it sucked, it had all these wierd unique connectors and stuff that nobody else supported, it always crashed, etc. etc....
PART
12-10-2001, 04:10 PM
compaq is absol freakin loutely the worst computer maker out there save maybe gateway. i guess if i were gonna buy an new one complete it would have to be from dell if not alien.
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