Flux Capacitor
Ricochet
10-23-2003, 09:07 AM
A little old, but I thought this was kinda funny..
The FBI have arrested enigmatic Wall Street wiz, Andrew Carlssin on insider-trading charges. Incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256.
With an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.
In a bid for leniency, Andrew Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft." However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Here's the website
http://www.explodingfist.com/notes/000612.php
The FBI have arrested enigmatic Wall Street wiz, Andrew Carlssin on insider-trading charges. Incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256.
With an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks' time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.
In a bid for leniency, Andrew Carlssin has reportedly offered to divulge "historical facts" such as the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden and a cure for AIDS.
All he wants is to be allowed to return to the future in his "time craft." However, he refuses to reveal the location of the machine or discuss how it works, supposedly out of fear the technology could "fall into the wrong hands."
Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus. Yet the SEC source admits, "No one can find any record of any Andrew Carlssin existing anywhere before December 2002."
Here's the website
http://www.explodingfist.com/notes/000612.php
Sexy beast
10-23-2003, 10:01 AM
Why hasn't the FOX network jumped at this story yet? :evillol:
Atomis27
10-23-2003, 10:06 AM
It did, but it's a few months old.
YogsVR4
10-23-2003, 12:41 PM
Ricochet must have been in a time machine for the last three months too :p
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TheNotoriousMogg
10-23-2003, 03:22 PM
Ricochet must have been in a time machine for the last three months too :p
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Jay!
10-23-2003, 04:23 PM
Story originally published by the Weekly World News...
:rolleyes:
:rolleyes:
carrrnuttt
10-23-2003, 05:21 PM
Toksin
10-23-2003, 06:34 PM
Apparently a few months ago at my work, my manager sent one guy to one of our suppliers to get a flux capacitor :evillol: You'd think he'd realise....
replicant_008
10-23-2003, 07:05 PM
Reminds me of the newbie on the sailing crew we sent to get some red oil for the starboard running lights and some green oil for the port running lights... didn't even twig when I asked for the bulbs as well...
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