New Employee
Ricochet
10-21-2003, 11:58 AM
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there
is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so
the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two
test tickles."
for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there
is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so
the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry,"he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," but I think you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo two
test tickles."
esp
10-21-2003, 12:17 PM
sorry, but it didnt really make me laugh, i thought it was kinda stupid, sorry ricochet
YogsVR4
10-21-2003, 01:02 PM
:grinno: ooooohhhh :cwm27:
model_girl
10-21-2003, 01:27 PM
That was kinda corny but it did make me laugh. LOL.
Ricochet
10-21-2003, 01:37 PM
sorry, but it didnt really make me laugh, i thought it was kinda stupid, sorry ricochet
eh, I didn't make it up. This flaming gay guy sends me a ton of emails every day and this one kinda made me laugh. He sends me pictures of half naked muscular cowboys and shit all the time (no, I'm not a homo), I can post those instead if you want.. :)
eh, I didn't make it up. This flaming gay guy sends me a ton of emails every day and this one kinda made me laugh. He sends me pictures of half naked muscular cowboys and shit all the time (no, I'm not a homo), I can post those instead if you want.. :)
slave
10-21-2003, 07:05 PM
OMG, thats great! Nice one. Send that girl around to Taranaki's house! She can fix him up.
Oz
10-21-2003, 08:22 PM
I laughed a lot. Possibly the substances though ;)
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