The Fish

> > > > THE FISH
> > > >
> > > > On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and
> > > > proceeded to reel it in.
> > > >
> > > > The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that Son
> > > > of a Bitch!"
> > > >
> > > > "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"
> > > >
> > > > "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of
> > > > a Bitch fish!"
> > > >
> > > > "Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"
> > > >
> > > > Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
> > > >
> > > > "Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."
> > > >
> > > > "Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"
> > > >
> > > > "Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything
> > > > as good as a Son of a Bitch!"
> > > >
> > > > Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
> > > >
> > > > While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary
> > > > inquired about his trip.
> > > >
> > > > "Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"
> > > >
> > > > Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary,
> > > > "Father!"
> > > >
> > > > "It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a
Bitch fish!"
> > > >
> > > > "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a
Bitch?"
> > > >
> > > > "Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing
> > > > compares to the taste of a Son of a Bitch."
> > > >
> > > > Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop
> > > > was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix
> > > > the Son of a Bitch for his dinner.
> > > >
> > > > "I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch," she said.
> > > >
> > > > As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked
> > > > in. "What are you doing Sister?"
> > > >
> > > > "Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new
> > > > Bishops' dinner."
> > > >
> > > > "Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset!
> > > > Please watch your language!"
> > > >
> > > > "No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish!"
> > > >
> > > > "Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with
> > > > it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let me know
> > > > when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."
> > > >
> > > > On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.
> > > >
> > > > The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The
> > > > wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.
> > > >
> > > > The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?"

> > > >
> > > > "I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.
> > > >
> > > > The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.
> > > >
> > > > "And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.
> > > >
> > > > The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.
> > > >
> > > > The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a
> > > > special recipe!"
> > > >
> > > > The new Bishop looked around at each of them.
> > > >
> > > > Slowly a big smile crept across his face as he said,
> > > >
> > > > "You motherfuckers are my kind of people."

got a little chuckle out of me, but it wasnt really that good. sorry bro

got a little chuckle out of me, but it wasnt really that good. sorry bro
I dont know, better than Brian's "coffin" joke :lol2:

I dont know, better than Brian's "coffin" joke :lol2:

:thefinger

I dont know, better than Brian's "coffin" joke :lol2:

well i thought that it was funny :p

this one kind of sounds like the ass one a couple of threads down though ...but it's still funny!

Nice one bro! :)

Good for a few chuckles :iceslolan