whats the gayest thing youve ever seen?

I was just wondering what kind of just plain ugly and stupid shit youve sen on the road/in mags.

the gayest car I have sen would have to be this old lebaron I saw it was black with red flames down the entire side of the car, a HUGE tin-foiler, and like 14" kmart chrome hubcaps, and some giant APC or something on the winsheild.

and what inspird this post is this. I was looking on jegs.com and came across this, this has got to be THE biggest waste of money I have EVER seen, I mean a FAKE roll cage(show tubes :loser: )
lol

http://www.jegs.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=4563&prmenbr=361

:iceslolan If its APC you know its junk. I've seen some "door braces" that simulate a roll cage http://arospeed.com/product_info.php?cPath=23_57&products_id=802

The worst thing I see is cars that are made to look like race cars & aren't even fast. If a car doesn't actually need a roll cage, why add the extra weight? Not something a "racer" would do.

Someone paid $10,600 for this on ebay :screwy: :grinno:
http://www.warehousemotors.com/item_images/253-40230-1522.jpg

stickers, neons, spinner hubcaps lol

One of the dumbest things I ever saw was a Geo Metro..I was driving home down I-5..and saw this Metro...like 16" chrome wheels. Tires looked like 40-series...lowered...you could tell with cut springs, thing bounced like mad....APC banner across the windsheild, cut off muffler replaced with a poorly hung gaint tip. Awful aluminum wing bolded to....the roof....then comes the kicker....I look at the guy driving it....it was some grey haired 70 year old guy. I was like WTF?? I have seen some messed up stuff...but that was just plain funny.

Holy fuck that's some gay shit. You could buy a real roll cage for the same amount of money! And that car... $10,600?!?!?! What the mother f is this world coming to? Is that part of a wooden pallet I see as the wing? Lord Jesus, please open a hole in the ground and suck this monstrosity into the infinite depths of hell to burn eternally with Satan.

An early 1980s Chevrolet Citation, 2-door hatchback, with a Dale Earnhardt NASCAR non-professional paint job. The car itself is a disgusting piece of automotive design. The fact that someone took a car that isn't even close to any NASCAR car and painted it to look like a NASCAR car is just a plea for help.

not sure what this has to do with interior/audio/or security, but o well

the bumest thing i probably have seen in a while is this:
http://www.extremedimensions.com/shopexd.asp?id=3878

read the discription of it:
Can't Afford a Turbo? Here's a more Economical Solution! Fits most applications. Includes: Intercooler Effect, 2 Pipings, 4 Rubber Adapters, and 8 Hose Clamps. NOTE: NOT FUNCTIONAL, ONLY FOR SHOW. ***** effect (ef'fect) n. : Something that produces a specific impression or supports a general design or intention.

the gayest thing i have ever seen was in the village in nyc, 2 guys where holding hands kissing in public, i think thats the gayest thing i have seen

:lol2: would have to be this fiero that has a ferrari body kit. the strangest thing is that it looks legit but inside it says fiero all over it. :rofl:

Is that your boy friend, Ricochet? :gay:

smoke83 check out these fiero's : http://www.v8archie.com/

the gayest thing i have ever seen was in the village in nyc, 2 guys where holding hands kissing in public, i think thats the gayest thing i have seen

I think ricochets got you beat.

ok what i thought was the dumbest thing i have ever seen was this 93 civic hatchback that was completely trashed and looked like it was beat with a bat. it was spraypainted silver and was so uneven and dull paint job. the hood was painted black and front the bumper was dented in, the back right side bumber was dented in and ther were dents all over the thing. it was lowered and had some kinda tight rims on it but it still didnt make up for how crappy it looked. BUT AS I WAS TALKING ALL THIS CRAP ABOUT THE CARIT RAN A 12.4! i shut my mouth and turned around and walked away.

I saw a mid-90's dark green Toyota Camry with the Toyota badges and the Camry lettering on the trunk lid removed. It had a Lexus badge on the trunk lid. It had Lexus rims. It had an ES300 badge on the right of the trunk lid.

i seen a 95'ish ford contour with caddilac emblems all over it... when i pulled up to him my buddy asked him what kinda car it was and the kid said it was a 2000 caddilac prototype... after the laughter subsided this guy honestly tried to race me... :greddy2:

stolen from a sig on another board i frequent:

one time i saw these two gay guys in a car kissing, and i thought to myself,"thats the gayest thing ive ever seen." then i saw their car had altezzas...

It was probably when my girlfriend dragged me to a Hanson concert a few years back.

hmm, well i dunno if this is the gayest thing i have ever seen but it was pretty f***** up. me and my friend were driving yesterday and this car pulls in front of us, it was draggin on the ground probly from the fact that there was like 6 kids in it and it looked like the springs were cut, finally i figured out that it was a late 80s or early 90s AMG mercedes, but the mercedes emblem was gone and there was a big fat R badge where the mercedes emblem shoulda been on the trunk... This is when I realized the sheer stupidity of the human race. I mean come on people you have an AMG mercedes and you put a type R badge on it?????WTF :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: I mean i'm sorry but you don't buy a mercedes and an AMG version no less and wish it was a honda....WTF :banghead:

Hermzz....the gayiest thing I've ever seen??? So far, I came upon this on ebay...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2441330745&category=42610
Who the hell would buy that?

the gayest thing i've ever saw was something I helped create. My friend got a Geo Metro for free from a used car dealership cause we had serviced one of their signs. and we decided to mod it. So first thing I did was install an Aiwa MP3 player, two Kicker Comp subs and an MTX amp in the thing. The we proceeded to cut the springs and took the cutting torch to the muffler and welded a glass pack w/ a 3.5" tip. Once all of that was done, we had our boss do a silver flame job with a black outline and blue tips then we did 15% tint on the windows. The flame job came out really great. Last thing we did was replace valve stem caps with dice ones, fluffy dice hanging from the rear view, and a big dice shift knob. It's his daily driver now, runs great and gets great gas mileage. His other car is an El Camino with a 454...thing is a torquey beast

Hermzz....the gayiest thing I've ever seen??? So far, I came upon this on ebay...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2441330745&category=42610
Who the hell would buy that?

I've seen that for sale before. That has got to be one of the stupidist things I have ever seen.

i've seen an integra with a mustang rear bumper once


how the hell did they get that thing on :screwy:

These are also pretty :gay: http://jcwsportcompact.com/wcsstore/jcwhitney/images/imagecache/I31020.gif

Product description:

CUSTOM-FIT F1 RACING MIRRORS
Replace factory-original mirrors to add that distinctive Formula 1 racing look!
Direct replacements for mirrors and door panels
Flat mirror surface. Set of 2 mirrors (for driver and passenger sides).
$129.95

These are also pretty :gay: http://jcwsportcompact.com/wcsstore/jcwhitney/images/imagecache/I31020.gif

Product description:

CUSTOM-FIT F1 RACING MIRRORS
Replace factory-original mirrors to add that distinctive Formula 1 racing look!
Direct replacements for mirrors and door panels
Flat mirror surface. Set of 2 mirrors (for driver and passenger sides).
$129.95

Oh yea, the F1 style mirrors. I've seen those around. I would think it would be hard to see out of, since the mirror is so much smaller.

Oh yea, the F1 style mirrors. I've seen those around. I would think it would be hard to see out of, since the mirror is so much smaller.

I personally don't like those F1 style mirrors at all. I just thinks it looks dumb...it's like your downgrading the size of your mirror. Stupid.. :disappoin

so i guess you guys would make fun of my three wheel bicycle with streamers hanging off the handlebars and my kaching kaching bell and my baseball card noise makers, not to mention the big basket mounted on the back between my flaming finder guards

so you have a three wheel Bicycle huh? :rolleyes:

Everyday I go to work I see this 92-95 four door civic that looks terrible. Its red but they painted the trim at the bottom all around the car yellow. The door handle itself is red but has yellow trim around all four of the handles. It has one of those two-tier aluminum wings that looks like it came for auto-zone. It aslo has these rims that look like triangles I know you guys have seen them they are the cheapest ugliest rims I have ever seen but I see them often. This car is definately gay. Looks like a kid that just learned how to color in the lines with different colors.

I actually like those F1 mirrors... just not on any car thats not an F1 car.

i know what you're talking about

i see those three spoke things all the time :evillol:

Yea, I know which rims you are talking about. And you are right, they arn't very good looking. That civic sounds like it looks terrible.

I actually like those F1 mirrors... just not on any car thats not an F1 car.
Well yea, kinda like BMW style parts - they belong on BMW's not other makes.

Well yea, kinda like BMW style parts - they belong on BMW's not other makes.

Funny thing I actually wanted those M3 style mirrors w/ the led lights. At first I saw M3 style mirrors on a teg. in a mag and they were carbon fiber-REAL- though. It looked really good but this was way before they got popular. Now all the M3 mirrors I see on civics and tegs. are on them all cock-eyed or off-Kilter. I wanted them up till last year when a friend of mine got them- the plastic ones w/ the led lights- for his Civic cx. Yeah they looked horrible and I really don't want them anymore.

Funny thing I actually wanted those M3 style mirrors w/ the led lights. At first I saw M3 style mirrors on a teg. in a mag and they were carbon fiber-REAL- though. It looked really good but this was way before they got popular. Now all the M3 mirrors I see on civics and tegs. are on them all cock-eyed or off-Kilter. I wanted them up till last year when a friend of mine got them- the plastic ones w/ the led lights- for his Civic cx. Yeah they looked horrible and I really don't want them anymore.

Yeah, the quality control on those varies greatly. And, suprisingly, a lot of people can't see straight enough to align a mirror set, or anything else for that matter, level. lol.

yesterday i definately saw some guy in a 2000+ gt mustang with a skyline GTR badge on it. thats pretty f-in gay. and hes probably the same domestic lovin son of a bitch who constantly talks bad about imports. jokes on him though...ha ha

yesterday i definately saw some guy in a 2000+ gt mustang with a skyline GTR badge on it. thats pretty f-in gay. and hes probably the same domestic lovin son of a bitch who constantly talks bad about imports. jokes on him though...ha ha


:spit: Now thats just sad. :shakehead I've personally seen way to many badges being sported on cars that they have no reason being sported on. The most infamous of these is of-course the Type R badge. Man if I had a type R engine, or parts, in my non-type R car I would never put in on there- just doesn't look right.

:spit: Now thats just sad. :shakehead I've personally seen way to many badges being sported on cars that they have no reason being sported on. The most infamous of these is of-course the Type R badge. Man if I had a type R engine, or parts, in my non-type R car I would never put in on there- just doesn't look right.
ra227, i think we should make this rule official: ifyou see a person with a type r badge on their ridek, we can stop them, at this point they MUST show proof of a type r engine. if no proof is shown, i believe an assbeatin is in line. what do you think? get back to me.

ra227, i think we should make this rule official: ifyou see a person with a type r badge on their ridek, we can stop them, at this point they MUST show proof of a type r engine. if no proof is shown, i believe an assbeatin is in line. what do you think? get back to me.


hahaaha that reminds me of something....
my sophmore year in college. a friend of mine decided to bring his car to school, well he got it there and he had a type R badge on the trunk. well I told him he was stupid, but he liked it.

one night when i was stumbleing home from the bars I happened to see his car in the parking lot, so i wandered over to it and ripped the badge off of it, when i got to our room I threw it at him..... he never put it back on :lol:

I saw a Type-R badge on a god damn Peugeot 406, a French car! It also had Initial D stickers all over it, some bright blue plastic mesh stuff, lots of other fake sponsors and a big aluminum spoiler on the back!

I saw a Type-R badge on a god damn Peugeot 406, a French car! It also had Initial D stickers all over it, some bright blue plastic mesh stuff, lots of other fake sponsors and a big aluminum spoiler on the back!

A type-r badge on a peugeot, now that is sad. Then again, who ever puts these badges on when they onw the real thing?? No one, cuz it comes with it one. Every then, they take the badge off or shave it sometimes. Most of the people that put on the badges are the idiots that think it will make them look cool....A Type-R badge on a Peugeot, thats just funny.

I put type "R" badges on my YUGO and the weight slowed it down!

one night when i was stumbleing home from the bars I happened to see his car in the parking lot, so i wandered over to it and ripped the badge off of it, when i got to our room I threw it at him..... he never put it back on :lol:


:rofl: :lol: Thats funny as hell... A pheurton-skeurto I've been wanting to beat up every riced out civic owner I've seen, then the Type-r badges just add insult to injury. We should probably just bomb their cars like GTA 3 lol. Be alot easier than messing up my knuckles. :eek: Seen a semi-riced out camaro that had a wing and a p.o.s. exhaust that made it sound like...well...a p.o.s. It gets worse everyday. :disappoin

:Thats funny as hell... A pheurton-skeurto I've been wanting to beat up every riced out civic owner I've seen, then the Type-r badges just add insult to injury. We should probably just bomb their cars like GTA 3 lol. Be alot easier than messing up my knuckles. Seen a semi-riced out camaro that had a wing and a p.o.s. exhaust that made it sound like...well...a p.o.s. It gets worse everyday. :disappoin

A riced out Domestic Muscle Car? Now that is just sad....Both camps will now hate him, both import and muscle car people. As for your GTA 3 comment, call it giving the car "The GTA Award," lol.

seems like civics are the worst ones:


i hate all the rice boys with there "CIVIC EX SI Type R DOHC VTEC" badge.... come on now thats just gay. if your gonna be stuped enough to do it, first pull the EX tag off. I acctully was behind a riced out civic with all of those badges on it one time at a light. LOL

oh and racing stripes.... on a civic..... come on now... we all know they make us go faster plus if we add that big ugly decklid crushing spoiler along with some "custom" painted door handles and side skirts in YELLOW on a black civic!!

here in DESMOINES,IA i see a 90's montecarlo with a big ass apc wing and like 6 type-r stickers and spinning DUB-CAPS and driven by hispanics,,,,, i also see a early 90's cougar with that gardening stuf like that civic that was on ebay, stapled to the bottom of the car and painted to match, also driven by hispanics,,,,,, and at the street races i see like 4 metros tryin to race people all the time

and at the street races i see like 4 metros tryin to race people all the time

4 Geo Metro's, lol. Yea, show off that 20 second quarter mile!!!!

A riced out Domestic Muscle Car? Now that is just sad....Both camps will now hate him, both import and muscle car people. As for your GTA 3 comment, call it giving the car "The GTA Award," lol.

yes, every import and muscle car lover i know hate the riced out domestic muscle car thing. including me.

and to add to the list of STUPID GAY ASS cars, 96 monte carlo, center mount 4" spoiler on trunk, at least it was painted the same color.

I saw a rolling abomination a couple of months ago. Seeing a very distastefully done car around here is nothing new but this one was definitely a poster child for poor taste. It was a Pontiac Grand Am I believe, with a home-made wing on the back. What was the wing made out of you ask? PVC Tubing! There were probably many more bad things about the car but I couldn't take my eyes off of that ode to plumbing sitting on the trunk. :disappoin

OK, here goes...

Well the first thing...those goddamn window washer LED's!!! Sweet geezuz those are the stupidest thing I've ever seen...add that to the blinking valve stem lights and holy geezuz.

Well, I thought that was bad...then I see a dark blue DODGE NEON...with white FLAMES down the side...like 15" chrome wheels (not Lowered)...and...wait for it...a wing, not just any wing...a silver wing...not just any silver wing...a HUGE silver (almost aluminum-like) wing...it was bolted to the trunk and stood higher than the ROOF of the car!!

But then to top it off...I saw him at night...he had a green neon kit under the car and green goddamn washer led's and valve stems!!!!:loser:

:banghead::banghead::banghead:...sigh.

Jason

PS> http://www.ricecop.com/images/riceticket2.jpg
Print and hand out!

Centreville, VA. There's a yellow crx with this outrageous 2f2f looking body kit. A horendous wing that must be like 2 ft taller than the roof line. Super bling chrome HUBCAPS, and all of these little "winglets" around the edges of the car. There was also a tv antenna like you'd see on a limo, only it's cut from WOOD and painted canary yellow just like the rest of this fagmobile. First time I saw it, I almost cried. Whether it was from the bright yellow color or the worst body setup I've ever seen, I'm still trying to figure it out.

I was just wondering what kind of just plain ugly and stupid shit youve sen on the road/in mags.

the gayest car I have sen would have to be this old lebaron I saw it was black with red flames down the entire side of the car, a HUGE tin-foiler, and like 14" kmart chrome hubcaps, and some giant APC or something on the winsheild.

and what inspird this post is this. I was looking on jegs.com and came across this, this has got to be THE biggest waste of money I have EVER seen, I mean a FAKE roll cage(show tubes :loser: )
lol

http://www.jegs.com/cgi-bin/ncommerce3/ProductDisplay?prrfnbr=4563&prmenbr=361

I saw a car w/ an aluminum spoiler. But the deck was flipped upside down...

This is pretty sad...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&category=6753&item=2447683073

This is pretty sad...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...item=2447683073...



if you want something even better go look at the kid who bid on it, and what hes bought off ebay so far...... :loser:

This is pretty sad...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/e...item=2447683073...



if you want something even better go look at the kid who bid on it, and what hes bought off ebay so far...... :loser:

I know I probably shouldn't :rolleyes: , but I honestly feel bad for these people... :disappoin if only they saw themselves through somebody else's eyes... :iceslolan

OK, here goes...

Well the first thing...those goddamn window washer LED's!!! Sweet geezuz those are the stupidest thing I've ever seen...add that to the blinking valve stem lights and holy geezuz.

Well, I thought that was bad...then I see a dark blue DODGE NEON...with white FLAMES down the side...like 15" chrome wheels (not Lowered)...and...wait for it...a wing, not just any wing...a silver wing...not just any silver wing...a HUGE silver (almost aluminum-like) wing...it was bolted to the trunk and stood higher than the ROOF of the car!!

But then to top it off...I saw him at night...he had a green neon kit under the car and green goddamn washer led's and valve stems!!!!:loser:

:banghead::banghead::banghead:...sigh.

Jason

PS> http://www.ricecop.com/images/riceticket2.jpg
Print and hand out!

Nice Rice Cop ticket there, lol...that's funny....too bad there's no fine attached.

I saw a rolling abomination a couple of months ago. Seeing a very distastefully done car around here is nothing new but this one was definitely a poster child for poor taste. It was a Pontiac Grand Am I believe, with a home-made wing on the back. What was the wing made out of you ask? PVC Tubing! There were probably many more bad things about the car but I couldn't take my eyes off of that ode to plumbing sitting on the trunk. :disappoin
Ive sen somethihng like that around here, this one POS crx that had pvc coming out of the rear bumper and then a 2x4 on top of it.

LOL...check this one out...my God!...


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2448382198&category=6204#ebayphotohosting


:rolleyes:

Jason

LOL...check this one out...my God!...


http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2448382198&category=6204#ebayphotohosting


:rolleyes:

Jason

And someone paid $6000 for that thing. :rolleyes:

i kinda like it....put like a CRX body on it and scare the living shit outta some ricers :evillol:

i kinda like it....put like a CRX body on it and scare the living shit outta some ricers :evillol:

Well, you have to give him credit for being orignal I guess. Still, I don't like it, lol. I'd call it a waste of a perfectly good Neon, but...well...it's a Neon..."perfectly good" and "Neon" shouldn't be used in the same sentence, lol.

Well, you have to give him credit for being orignal I guess. Still, I don't like it, lol. I'd call it a waste of a perfectly good Neon, but...well...it's a Neon..."perfectly good" and "Neon" shouldn't be used in the same sentence, lol.

LOL...ain't that the truth!

Jason