50 years and going strong. *PG13*
kris
12-07-2001, 04:57 PM
well, I put a warning, because you never know.
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?"
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so's there's no trouble.' So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.!
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fece. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the
old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether
they still have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on.
The policeman, still! watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he
was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.' As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric.
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?"
"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do it for old time's sake."
"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this...two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so's there's no trouble.' So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.!
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fece. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the
old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
He starts to think about his own aged parents and wonders whether
they still have sex like this. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on.
The policeman, still! watching thinks, 'That was truly amazing, he
was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.' As the couple pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret," the old man says,"except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn't electric.
Heep
12-07-2001, 05:08 PM
:lol2::lol2:
YogsVR4
12-07-2001, 05:39 PM
Somehow I saw that ending coming, but its still funny! :D
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SmallTownDiva
12-07-2001, 05:45 PM
hmmmm.....did not see that coming at ALL....it was very funny though.....:D
PART
12-07-2001, 06:19 PM
:rolleyes: :D
ragt20
12-07-2001, 06:35 PM
oldie but goodie...heard it b4 but still a good laugh :lol2:
jinushaun
12-07-2001, 11:31 PM
I tried to avoid this thread...but curiosity got the best of me. That was hilarious! Old people, eww! Hahaha: :lol2: :hehehe:
kris
12-07-2001, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by jinushaun
I tried to avoid this thread...but curiosity got the best of me. That was hilarious! Old people, eww! Hahaha: :lol2: :hehehe:
lol :silly2:
I tried to avoid this thread...but curiosity got the best of me. That was hilarious! Old people, eww! Hahaha: :lol2: :hehehe:
lol :silly2:
Porsche
12-08-2001, 12:39 AM
The level or corniness of that joke has registered off the charts.
AEstud
12-08-2001, 12:42 AM
I give it a 2 on a scale from 1-10
Porsche
12-08-2001, 12:47 AM
OKay, OKay, my physics teacher's would be like a 6 though.
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