Just Send The Bottle Back

JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK:

A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his
regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby
table all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive
bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she
accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends
it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there.
She looks at the wine and sends a note over to the man. The note
reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes
in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in
your pants."
The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sent a note
of his own back to her, and it read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari, a BMW 745il, Mercedes S500, in my garage, and I have over twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman
as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."

"Jim"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: that made me chuckle good one :biggrin: :lol2:

now *that* was funny!

just 10 inches poor guy