One day.....

while walking down the street, a member of the "icy hot stuntaz" rolled by me and...


It's a story made by all who post, keep it going by adding a few lines of your own.

And the Icy Hot Stuntaz shot down this thread with great ease.

Originally posted by Revhard
while walking down the street, a member of the "icy hot stuntaz" rolled by me and...


...plowed over a bum with his Escalade while watching Revhard. A cop was watching, and he....

dropped his donut and took off after...........

the snipe that ran in front of him. The whole time his...

Escalade was being.....

followed by cops who were nearly blinded driving by with their "bling-bling" gold.....

20" polished wheels. So I ............

...proceeded to take out my GEm134 vulcan mini gun...

.........and then said 'lick my nuts coz this is stupid'........

So the cop bent down and licked ma nutz.....

Originally posted by oakly
So the cop bent down and licked ma nutz..... ... and said mmmmmmmmm salty....

.....you have not been eating your greens young boy.
So he.....

.......walked over to the man standig on the oppistite side of the road and......

grabbed the meter maid with a big grin and ........

kicked him in the balls. The man said...

:apuke: Damn what was that for !!!!!!! I only wanted ......

...this to thread to be locked... :D:D

...to take you to my mom's basement so we can play pong and eat salty....

chocolate balls, which happened to be made of his dog's...

so they all piled into his hotted up VW GOLf and.....

sed, "Werd to ya muthrz"

They Hooned off with Elvis presley blaring out of the stereo and they came up to a set of lights where they pulled up next to a......

........bright yellow and red riced out tuk-tuk.....

.......The driver of the tuk-tuk, yelled to him, doesn't this thread suck compared to the one DVS started:D ..........

HE said nah not really and the light went green he hit the NOS button and then he saw........

,......that he actually didnt have a nitrous oxide system, he only had the stickers.........he then said, 'i havent seen the thread DVS started like this, so it will do for now'............

so in actual fact he pushed the button for the hazard lights, a cop pulled him over over and said....

I am tired of you little hoons..... That's it your going to jail ya dirty rat bastard! So the cop hand cuffed and then ......

...Dom from F&F rolled by and the cop said, "...

i've got a date with Elle MCpherson and i have just bought a car to impress her with it is a.....

Slammed 1989 Reliant K-Car with an 8-track player, and an AM/FM radio.........

so they picked up the cop as his cuffs and baton may come in handy for....

baking Church's chicken, not to hot, not too greasy, but it had a tendancy to ...

spit fat and thats what it did, all over elle's satin teddy, damn she though i am entertaining a bunch of teamsters tonight what will i do, then the chicken stood up and said "go to FTO GIRLS house she has three draws full of stuff you can wear" so elle grabbed the keys to the....

Originally posted by SPECTR
then the chicken stood up and said "go to FTO GIRLS house she has three draws full of stuff you can wear" so elle grabbed the keys to the.... BITE ME!!!!! :finger: :finger: :finger:

Originally posted by SPECTR
spit fat and thats what it did, all over elle's satin teddy, damn she though i am entertaining a bunch of teamsters tonight what will i do, then the chicken stood up and said "go to FTO GIRLS house she has three draws full of stuff you can wear" so elle grabbed the keys to the....

riced out Shag-mobile and reversed into a crowd full of...

Originally posted by FTO Girl
BITE ME!!!!! :finger: :finger: :finger:

which was a new concept car from mitsibishi on the way she saw a.....

Originally posted by Revhard


riced out Shag-mobile and reversed into a crowd full of... Sheep, which was Spectre’s favourite animal……

because you can make sweaters from their wool. I like sweaters...

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
because you can make sweaters from their wool. I like sweaters...
with bat ears on the sleeves and a donkey's....

ass, which is now my favourite animal...they don't move as fast as sheep...(thanks to FTO girl with helping me out with that one) so they too all piled into elles car and went to the beach where they...

where they all have a Big orgy while a lil boy watched

, he was so frightened by the picture that he...

died on the spot. The coronor came and said "...

Holy crap Batman who in turn said to Robin.....

These whoring threads do get boring quickly......

when joker crashed in with a group of his thugz

and sprayed a special sauce in everyone's eyes that made them jump in riced out luminas and ride of into the sunset.

The End

Originally posted by Robbie
The End

what that just ruins everything :(
i just got in this thread :)

about damn time

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
about damn time

not really... we've had one of these threads go on for like 15 pages

Bugger !

Bloody Robbie :p

Redrum I say/