Confess!!!
Toksin
10-17-2003, 01:10 AM
http://grouphug.us/
I became a gymnast for 3 years becuase I wanted to be able to suck my own penis. I ended up being a state champion for my age group.
"When I was 17 I teased my girlfriend by putting her grandmothers wedding ring in my mouth and pretending to swallow. I got too into it and one day I swallowed it! She went crazy and demanded I puke it back up. I tried but got nothing, I hate throwing up. The next day I had to crap on newspaper and go through it with a knife at the bottom of the garden. On my third crap I found it and put it on the edge of the paper as I began to clear up. Her dog was sniffing around and before I could do anything it had picked it up and swallowed it. I couldn't believe it. He had a smear of crap down his tongue when I opened his jaws to try and get it. I couldn't take anymore and refused to have anything more to do with it. Her Dad hardly spoke to me after that. He found the ring two days later after it had been through two stomachs... it was really shiny!"
I became a gymnast for 3 years becuase I wanted to be able to suck my own penis. I ended up being a state champion for my age group.
"When I was 17 I teased my girlfriend by putting her grandmothers wedding ring in my mouth and pretending to swallow. I got too into it and one day I swallowed it! She went crazy and demanded I puke it back up. I tried but got nothing, I hate throwing up. The next day I had to crap on newspaper and go through it with a knife at the bottom of the garden. On my third crap I found it and put it on the edge of the paper as I began to clear up. Her dog was sniffing around and before I could do anything it had picked it up and swallowed it. I couldn't believe it. He had a smear of crap down his tongue when I opened his jaws to try and get it. I couldn't take anymore and refused to have anything more to do with it. Her Dad hardly spoke to me after that. He found the ring two days later after it had been through two stomachs... it was really shiny!"
HogieGT-R
10-17-2003, 01:15 AM
dude this site is friggin nuts...i like it! :icon16: :p :evillol:
jon@af
10-17-2003, 01:21 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice :bigthumb:
YogsVR4
10-17-2003, 01:40 PM
weird stuff :screwy:
Marc-OS
10-17-2003, 02:50 PM
I voted for Bush
This site is a classic!
This site is a classic!
Ace$nyper
10-17-2003, 03:07 PM
hhaha thats some crazyness
TheNotoriousMogg
10-17-2003, 08:44 PM
HA HA good find Dave :screwy:
Jay!
10-17-2003, 08:57 PM
I thought it was funny at first, and some of them really are, but a lot of them are just f***ed up. :huh:
tonioseven
10-17-2003, 11:46 PM
That was kinda weird! Fascinating though!
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