OMG! i just got ASSAULTED. *warning: no kids*

*WARNING: NOT FOR KIDS*

it was my sisters birthday so my family and i went to the local chevys for dinner. my moms friend (Don) came along with us because my sister likes him. so we sit down and order and it takes like 15 minutes (not too long eh?) and our foods not here yet so my moms friend gets up and goes and complains to the manager. the restaurant is hella busy too so i cant blame them that it took 15 minutes, thats not even very long anyway. so he made a huge scene in the restaurant but it calms down after that.

im driving (moms car) cuz my car is out of comission right now and i like to drive. anyway, my moms friend starts ragging on me for an accident that i got in LAST DECEMBER (dec 1, 2002 7:18 AM). he always does so i dont really mind. my mom says "that was almost a year ago, let it go". and he says "no that was like 6 months" and i say "no that was last fucking december" and he says "if you had said that in front of my dad your face would be pulp" and i said "then he'd be in jail and his sphincter would be buttfucked to oblivion from BUBBA". and he says "you dont have to talk like that in front of your sisters" and i kinda grin and he just starts SCREAMING "WIPE THAT MOTHERFUCKING GRIN OFF YOUR FACE YOU LITTLE SHIT!" and im like *jawdrop* wtf?

he keeps on yelling "YOU DONT NEED TO FUCKING TALK LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING SISTERS" then "IF YOU NEVER FUCKING COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AGAIN I WONT GIVE 2 FUCKING SHITS". my phones in my lap so i just hold 9 for 2 seconds and it dials 911. i just leave it there so whoever picks up the phone can listen in and hear what hes yelling to me. my mom is in the back like scared to shit because hes just going NUTS. she calmy says "come on calm down" and he says "NO, YOUR FUCKING KID NEEDS SOME GODAMN MANNERS". then he punches my chest and says "YOU LITTLE FUCKER LEARN SOME MANNERS". this guy does manual labor all day long so hes pretty well built and he hit me pretty fucking hard.

after this he says "im fucking out of here, fuck you steven you little shit" and just runs off. i hang up the phone cuz nothing else is happening. less than a minute later highway patrol calls my phone and says "this is officer davidson of the california highway patrol, is everything alright?" and i tell him the deal.

i left out some details cuz im too shaken up to remember it all. he was a nice guy and all at first and ive known him over a year and hes never been violent.

Sounds like you both need to grow up a little. However, you were the lesser of two evils and the other guy needs some help.

im 18, hes 47. i can be a little immature if i want. that sphincter buttfucked to oblivion thing is true though, especially if this was a week ago, cuz i was a minor then.

Hammer. Temple.

Kidding.

Dude, sounds like avoidance would be best for a bit.

im 18, hes 47. i can be a little immature if i want. that sphincter buttfucked to oblivion thing is true though, especially if this was a week ago, cuz i was a minor then.
Well, Im sure you know what Im saying though, I mean true he was being quite the ass but still, you could have ended it by ignoring his stupidity. There's no sense in arguing with an idiot because according to him he's always right.

Buy some roids, pump some iron and beat the motherfucker down! That's my tactic :evillol:

i do pump iron :D

i go to the gym regularly and i can bench 250. but from the looks of this guy he can do more...

In that case - fcuk him. Punch him in the fcuking head. Don't take crap from anyone. Your probably stronger than you think you are.


At a bar down at the snow not too long ago some drunken idiot thought I was staring at his GFs tits (wasn't - should have been;) ) and had a go. Winded me, I snapped him in the head, he got a broken nose and concussion and was ejected/banned for a week. I got ejected and warned but was back 10 minutes later. :evillol:

T3h Oz is T3h pub brawler! ;)

Holy anger management batman. That dude is a wife/child beater waiting to happen.

Teh Oz knows not to take shit from anyone. :evillol:

Your in an odd situation....
Pros - Hes Old.
- Your young.
- Youur quicker
- Hes slower.
- You work out
- Get ur old man to kick some ass

Cons - Your mom (maybe hating you?)
- Hes Big and 'built' -- so you say.
- Even though u work out, hes bigger than you. :grinno:
- Hes got the rage in him

.....If anyone wants to add to that, plz do so.... .. honustly man... I say go for the gold and try your hardest to fuck him up....

first of all walk up to him nicely.. and quietly say "if u ever lay a finger on me again im going to beat the shit out of you".

Now if he retaliates, be ready and fuckin giver ur best man

But if he calms back and sits and thinks, you have just made him your bitch. :iceslolan

and if you guys fight, the worst that can happen, is you get beat down, ur old man comes, and u get to see the fucker take a good ass whippin :smokin: (never fuck around with fatherly love.)

Personally, My parents are devorced, my dads a big mofo, my mom dates guys, and i dont take any of their shit.........

and on another personal note.. u might not wanna listen to me :rolleyes: .. becuase i AM 6'1 250, active and can give a good scrap :evillol:

stress release

Your in an odd situation....
Pros - Hes Old.
- Your young.
- Youur quicker
- Hes slower.
- You work out
- Get ur old man to kick some ass

Cons - Your mom (maybe hating you?)
- Hes Big and 'built' -- so you say.
- Even though u work out, hes bigger than you. :grinno:
- Hes got the rage in him

.....If anyone wants to add to that, plz do so.... .. honustly man... I say go for the gold and try your hardest to fuck him up....

first of all walk up to him nicely.. and quietly say "if u ever lay a finger on me again im going to beat the shit out of you".

Now if he retaliates, be ready and fuckin giver ur best man

But if he calms back and sits and thinks, you have just made him your bitch. :iceslolan

and if you guys fight, the worst that can happen, is you get beat down, ur old man comes, and u get to see the fucker take a good ass whippin :smokin: (never fuck around with fatherly love.)

Personally, My parents are devorced, my dads a big mofo, my mom dates guys, and i dont take any of their shit.........

and on another personal note.. u might not wanna listen to me :rolleyes: .. becuase i AM 6'1 250, active and can give a good scrap :evillol:

i work out, but its not like real hard training or anything, just makes me feel better... he does manual labor all day long and was a total punk in highschool so he has a lot of fight experience.. whatever though, if he does try something again ill do something. oh and about my dad.. hes a puss. hes 6' and 140, so weak too. the reason i didnt do anything last night was mainly because i was driving with my whole family excluding my dad (mom and 2 sisters - 10 and 13) and it was on the freeway too...

putta pistol in the hall closet next to the door and the minute he comes in bitching and fucking..go for the kneecaps. because if the cops know he's violant and they have heard from you before on the matter...chances are you could claim self defense!? maybe not

if not...kick the shit outta him and make sure ur phone is on speakerfone for all of it

All I know, is that you should avoid him. Just stay away and hopefully he'll do the same. Next time he lays a hand on you - either kick his ass if you think you can or file a complaint.













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Buy some roids, pump some iron and beat the motherfucker down! That's my tactic :evillol:

or spend $20 and get a bat :icon16:

GUY SOUNDS LIKE A FRICKIN NUT CASE :screwy: :screwy: :screwy:

i think you should fake an apology to regain his trust.
then after a few months of the buddy buddy shit you should destroy
his car, fuck up his house in some way, get him fired (if you can), ect ect.........

Juice his cocktail with Metamucil and if he comes after you, beat him with a baseball bat. That way he'll be crippled by both broken bones and explosive diarrhea! :rofl:

Juice his cocktail with Metamucil and if he comes after you, beat him with a baseball bat. That way he'll be crippled by both broken bones and explosive diarrhea! :rofl:

LMAO!! LMAO!! LMAO!!! hahahhahahah !!




*ahem*


anyway, i say u get a bat or suthin and beat his ass DOWN. never take shit from nobody.

a little lesson from me, dont go for the head, and never go for the groin as a first move. humans have a natural instinct to protect their faces and wee-wees. go for the throat. and dont punch him with you first knuckles, hit his throat with you second knuckles. (you know, the one below the big ones) your hand will fly faster that way. i always do that, and they wont be able to breath for a few seconds. if hes really shocked, or he watches too much martial arts films, he wont even try to breath, hel just try to suck in air hopelessly. and try to do a good 360 roundhouse. hel get the shit scared out of him. its not that hard.

and you big built people (westerners) shouldnt use you hands so much. your legs serve as a good face breaker, too.

hehe, fear the king of fighters! muahaha ok i watch too much TV.

but 99 percent of these senarios, you wont lay a hand on each other for the rest of your lives. its just a petty argument. maybe you 2 will sit down a few years later, and laugh over this matter.

or not..

oh wait im a kid and i just realised im not supposed to be reading this.. sorry.

a little lesson from me, dont go for the head, and never go for the groin as a first move. humans have a natural instinct to protect their faces and wee-wees. go for the throat. and dont punch him with you first knuckles, hit his throat with you second knuckles. (you know, the one below the big ones) your hand will fly faster that way. i always do that, and they wont be able to breath for a few seconds. if hes really shocked, or he watches too much martial arts films, he wont even try to breath, hel just try to suck in air hopelessly. and try to do a good 360 roundhouse. hel get the shit scared out of him. its not that hard.

and you big built people (westerners) shouldnt use you hands so much. your legs serve as a good face breaker, too.

hehe, fear the king of fighters! muahaha ok i watch too much TV.

but 99 percent of these senarios, you wont lay a hand on each other for the rest of your lives. its just a petty argument. maybe you 2 will sit down a few years later, and laugh over this matter.

or not..

oh wait im a kid and i just realised im not supposed to be reading this.. sorry.
:rolleyes:

The bigger they are...The funnier it is too watch their big ass crying like a baby after getting whooped (sp) to a pulp. hehe

Call the cops and have him charged.

Simple.

you shoudlnt fear someone b/c of their size. Most of the time the theory, "the bgger they are, the harder they fall", is true. Most people are scared of someone who is big so they are never challenged so they dont ever fight, small people on the other hand are challenged all the time. So not all the time, ut most of the time, the bigger the body the worse fighter they are. just my :2cents:

its just a petty argument. breath in, breath out. now, think.

was ur mom in the car with you?

To sum it up this is what I would do and is only my opion. (Note: Im 6'2 about 195, and I fight like all hell has broken lose), with that said.

1. Dont go out of your way to avoid him. Seeing as he seems to be an ass anyway that might make him angrier. That could be bad.

2. Simply ignore him if you do see him and just be polite and acknowledge him.Avoid conversations seeing as he seems a bit phsychotic, you might say something and mean it one way and he takes it the other.

3. If you see him and he starts shit with you again, do your best not to get to angry. Stay calm cool and collected and try to talk your way out of it, or walk away.

4. If none of the above do not work and a conflict is unavoidable, then make sure you let him attack you first. This gives you self defense. Keep away from him and tell him you dont want to fight and stand firm with that. In my experience, this makes him stop for a split second and then a straight clean hard unexpected jab to the nose will render him stunned for at least a few seconds. In those few seconds you have a choice to make... Fight or flee. That choice is yours. Mine would be to fight since I personally refuse to take shit from anyone.

Morale. Do your best to avoid a conflict with him, if it comes down to it then youd better give him a whoopin. and then call the police and explain what happened. Seeing as you have called them once and explained it they have probably filed some sort of report. So when you put a whoopin on this guy you most likely wont get charged with anything.

I hope the best for you in your situation.. Unfortunately ive been in your situation a few times.

To sum it up this is what I would do and is only my opion. (Note: Im 6'2 about 195, and I fight like all hell has broken lose), with that said.

1. Dont go out of your way to avoid him. Seeing as he seems to be an ass anyway that might make him angrier. That could be bad.

2. Simply ignore him if you do see him and just be polite and acknowledge him.Avoid conversations seeing as he seems a bit phsychotic, you might say something and mean it one way and he takes it the other.

3. If you see him and he starts shit with you again, do your best not to get to angry. Stay calm cool and collected and try to talk your way out of it, or walk away.

4. If none of the above do not work and a conflict is unavoidable, then make sure you let him attack you first. This gives you self defense. Keep away from him and tell him you dont want to fight and stand firm with that. In my experience, this makes him stop for a split second and then a straight clean hard unexpected jab to the nose will render him stunned for at least a few seconds. In those few seconds you have a choice to make... Fight or flee. That choice is yours. Mine would be to fight since I personally refuse to take shit from anyone.

Morale. Do your best to avoid a conflict with him, if it comes down to it then youd better give him a whoopin. and then call the police and explain what happened. Seeing as you have called them once and explained it they have probably filed some sort of report. So when you put a whoopin on this guy you most likely wont get charged with anything.

I hope the best for you in your situation.. Unfortunately ive been in your situation a few times.

1. Im willing to bet you're really 5'1", 40kg and fights like a little girl, if at all.

2. You have thrown in a bunch of words you dont really understand. Also, the use of commas is highly recommended.

:lol2::lol2::lol2:
:owned:

:banhim: Geez I wish this guy didn't smile.



He's hiding behind his gun?? Your "look at me Im hardcore shit" is hiding behind an ego and the net.

I thought you were pretty owned too. Specially knowing who he is, and nobody knows shit about you. What? You work in a florist? And hiding behind a gun can be fun, especially when it involves a 300m head shot, :evillol: :naughty:

:banhim: Geez I wish this guy didn't smile.



He's hiding behind his gun?? Your "look at me Im hardcore shit" is hiding behind an ego and the net.

I thought you were pretty owned too. Specially knowing who he is, and nobody knows shit about you. What? You work in a florist? And hiding behind a gun can be fun, especially when it involves a 300m head shot, :evillol: :naughty:

BTW, before claiming to have FLAMED somebody, go get an IQ. And no, people like you cant count to mine. ;) have a nice day and when you would like to interest us by moving your posts ABOVE a level of 5th grade rhetoric, then reply, until then, stop boring us with your pathetic little cries for attention.

Banditkiller Banned.

We love t3h oz. Hey oz, did you hear, Brad has an imported 3rd Gen CRX SiR now. Im baby sitting t3h 180 and he's selling it tomorrow.

No! 3rd gen? Del Sol? Why imported? They came with a B16A in Aussie spec. :confused:

Anyway, what a bastard. Me wanty both of em. Don't know I'd sell a 180 for a Honda though :p

Well the imported Gen3 comes with the hydro roof and a slightly up-specced B16A with 170hp instead of 160. I drove it before hand, it belonged to the girl I was dating til this Wednesday, its a hot lil car!! I've been baby sitting the 180 this week, scared shit out of some guy who reckons he's all that in terms of mad driving, he he, his pants emptied when the 180 got sideways!

why was banditkiller banned? i know him personally and he is what he stated, maybe you deleted what he said but why was he banned? i see no reason for him to be banned........can someone please explain to me

why was banditkiller banned? i know him personally and he is what he stated, maybe you deleted what he said but why was he banned? i see no reason for him to be banned........can someone please explain to me
His offensive posts have been removed. He has been unbanned because of previous positive contributions, but is on EXTREME watch.