That Sound...

long read...but it's a good one.

Late last Saturday night; a young dude was walking home from a nightclub. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dumpster. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise... BUMP... BUMP...

Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin. Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster.... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...


The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him. BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

He started to sprint, but so did the coffin... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair. Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...

In horror the young man fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH...

The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges..... The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad. BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH...

In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet...... He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin... still it came.... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH...

He grabbed his can of Axe deodorant and threw it... still it came... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH...

He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it... still it came... BUMP... SCREECH... BUMP... SCREECH...

He grabbed a bottle of Vick's cough syrup and threw it... The coffin stopped!

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An old, stupid joke. Good things never change. :)

I think I'm missing something here, want to explain? :p

Brian, I feel dumber from having read that. Congratulations on causing my IQ to go down.


j/k man. :smile: Cheesy, but hey, most good jokes these days are teh dirty kind.

OMG. You wanker.

Funny one though! :)

Ha...hah...errm :sly:

I can honustly say, I dont get it. :screwy:

The Sack.

very stupid joke.......yet i feel stupid for laughing....:eek7: :sly:

all i can say is that i dont get it either, someone needs to explain

all i can say is that i dont get it either, someone needs to explain

Vick's cough syrup ... The coffin (coughing) stopped

Vick's cough syrup ... The coffin (coughing) stopped

if thats the punch line, then that is one of the dumbest jokes i have heard

if thats the punch line, then that is one of the dumbest jokes i have heard

That's the point......

wow wish i could get back the time i spent on reading that and use that time for something else

wow wish i could get back the time i spent on reading that and use that time for something else

Sorry, there is a 'No Refund' policy here. :evillol:

Made me laff just b/c that is so f'in cheesy :evillol:

God help me - one of these days I'm going to post the Ned and Ted joke and really get the groans going...

i did not make up the joke, i only posted it, so don't whine to me about wasting your time reading it. it was your decision!

/disclaimer

dude that is so bad that it's funny... :lol: :lol:

Made me laff just b/c that is so f'in cheesy :evillol:
:iagree: :rofl:

I would laugh, or try to, if I didn't have a sore throat. No LOL this time. :disappoin



I need some Vick's.

Vick's cough syrup ... The coffin (coughing) stopped
oh man, wut a stupid joke. i do feel stupid for laughing at it :cwm27: