The devoted wife
primera man
10-12-2003, 07:45 PM
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a
coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of
tears, "You know what? You have been with me all
through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were
there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we
lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health
started failing, you were still by my side...You know
what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart
began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck,
why don't you fuck off"
coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his
bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come
nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of
tears, "You know what? You have been with me all
through the bad times. When I got fired, you were
there to support me. When my business failed, you were
there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we
lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health
started failing, you were still by my side...You know
what?"
"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart
began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck,
why don't you fuck off"
YogsVR4
10-12-2003, 07:48 PM
:spit: :lol:
Oz
10-12-2003, 07:55 PM
:lol2: :thumbsup:
ROB3000GTVR4
10-12-2003, 08:05 PM
all i have to say is she got :owned: :lol: :lol:
TheNotoriousMogg
10-12-2003, 08:10 PM
I have heard it before but still a good one :spit: :thumbsup: :rofl:
slave
10-12-2003, 08:14 PM
Lol, thats fucking great!
Toksin
10-13-2003, 01:37 AM
:lol2: :thumbsup: :evillol:
kicker1_solo
10-13-2003, 04:14 AM
kinda harsh, but funny :icon16:
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