Hitchiking and the elderly...
tonioseven
10-11-2003, 03:30 PM
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following
conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody."
:thumbsup:
conversation ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years,
many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,
I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel,
where I had sex with each of them three times."
Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm telling everybody."
:thumbsup:
TexasF355F1
10-11-2003, 04:00 PM
Sorry, I didn't find that very funny.
TheNotoriousMogg
10-11-2003, 05:00 PM
I liked that one Tony!!! That was hella funny!!! :lol2:
Ace$nyper
10-11-2003, 06:44 PM
nice i hope to be him in 70ish years
primera man
10-11-2003, 07:37 PM
At 92 years old i dont blame him for telling everybody...i would too !!
ROB3000GTVR4
10-11-2003, 08:35 PM
I hope i can get it up when im 92.
tonioseven
10-11-2003, 10:13 PM
Sorry, I didn't find that very funny.
No problem, thanks for saying it respecrfully :sunglasse
No problem, thanks for saying it respecrfully :sunglasse
YogsVR4
10-12-2003, 11:00 AM
That was pretty good in a dasterdly kind of way :evillol:
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