I HATE Bongo Wagons!!!

I have never seen so many fucking Bongo wagons in my entire life!!! My 20 minute trip from work was turned into a 35 minute trip thanks to all the stupid fucking bongo wagon drivers who like to drive at 30km/hr! And to make matters worse, they were in both lanes so I couldn’t get around. Don’t even get me talking about when we hit a hill. It would have been faster for me to walk!!!! Aaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Bongo wagons

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Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL


:confused: http://forums.off-topic.net/images/smilies/wtf.gif This is a bongo wagon:

'nuff said really!

You poor thing!!!:bloated:

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
You poor thing!!!:bloated: Yep, believe me, the frustration you get when you’re stuck behind one of those things is unlike anything else!! :zx11pisse

Originally posted by FTO Girl
Yep, believe me, the frustration you get when you’re stuck behind one of those things is unlike anything else!! :zx11pisse


Actually we do, it's just that in America we have the Echo!:D

But for pure butt uglyness - its more like the Aztec.

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL

Actually we do, it's just that in America we have the Echo!:D Hehe, we get the Echo over here as well. They might be a fraction faster than the Bongo Wagon, although that could be debatable!! :hehehe: :p

I haven't seen an Aztec so I don't know what they look like.

Being stuck behind a Bongo isn't nearly as bad as being stuck behind a Nissan Serena or Toyota Estima/Lucida Diesel, trying to move off from the lights, man those things are slow:mad: :mad:

And then theres HSV drivers, I was stuck behind one going about 110km/h on an Open road, I go to overtake him and the barstard speeds up, whch is a stupid and dangerous thing to do

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
And then theres HSV drivers, I was stuck behind one going about 110km/h on an Open road, I go to overtake him and the barstard speeds up, whch is a stupid and dangerous thing to do But our motorways are 100km/hr which means he was actually going faster than the speed limit to start with.

I do agree though with you about those assholes that are driving really slowly and then as soon as you hit a passing lane speed up so that you have to extra fast to get past them. Wankers! :mad:

But then again every one travels over the speed limit:D

Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
But then again every one travels over the speed limit:D :angel: :p :D

I know what you mean FTO. Gee we have seen some pretty slow ones huh!
Those and to add to it, are vans in general as they just seem to do the stupiest things

Minivans drivers in USA go slow, but on Europe and South America they drive´hem pretty fast on the streets.

Is there a lot of Echo´s in USA? at least i haven´t seen not even a few in my last visit to North Carolina (may 2001) maybe there´s some in Miami or NewYork???

Bongo wagons eh? Sorry FTO, I feal ya but I had to bust out laughing at the name! Bongo wagons, lol, I can't stop saying it to myself:D Here in Kentucky we have three versions of this.... "Bongo Wagons"
1. The Q-Tip: Elderly ladys and gentlemen driving late 80's 4 door tanks, they can be identified by their unwillingness to go faster then 15mph under the speedlimit and the tufts of white hair poking above the headrest.

2. a. The Soccer Mom w/ kids: This over cautious driver will attempt to confuse you at 4 way stops by arriving before you, and then waiting for you to go, as if the moment she pulled into th intersection you would drop the hammer and T-bone her. These are the first and less annoying varient.
b. The Soccer Mom w/o kids: This driver is ALWAYS late to were ever they are going, in order to make it in time to pick up the kids they are forced to drive at breakneck speeds, switch lanes irraticaly with out signaling (Usualy to cut infront of you at a stop light). They are easily angered into using the horn and usualy have forgotten to put on their makeup so they are forced to do it in the car.

3. The TRACTOR!!!!!!!!: Native to all farming communitys are the ever loving, slow moving, mud throwing, hay carrying, wagon pulling, tobacco hauling tractor. These machines only become a threat to my sanity when the driver refuses to beleave he is driving a tractor and insted thinks he is going much faster then he actualy is. This type will not pull off the road and motion you by when it is clear, on the contrary, they will continue along at 12mph, throwing mud from the pasture onto your car, and spitting tobacco out which splashes onto your windshield. To quote Dennis Leary, "Lock and load!"

Originally posted by Gonthrax
Bongo wagons eh? Sorry FTO, I feal ya but I had to bust out laughing at the name! Bongo wagons, lol, I can't stop saying it to myself:D I know, can you think of a more stupid name for a car! Whoever came up with that name needs some serious help!! :hehehe: :p

What about the Japanese toaster vans? I bet this thing has M4D DoWnFoRc3!

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *Screams in terror*
That has to be the most ungodly ugly, over done to the point of no return, crack smokin', colage panted thing I have ever seen!!!
Why? WHY GOD!?

Seriously tough, who would do that to their vehicle? Were is this, Japan? Are they common over there?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHH my eyes

:apuke: :aug2:

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
What about the Japanese toaster vans? OMG! I’m totally speechless! :eek: :eek: That thing is soooooooo FUGLY!!!! :eek:

Yeah, its got Pokemon on the side, crazy Japanese for ya...

Mate if you drove a Carina diesel you would dream about getting stuck behind a Bongo! b

Originally posted by 1989 DX R
Yeah, its got Pokemon on the side, crazy Japanese for ya...

Why so it does