The choice
YogsVR4
10-10-2003, 03:45 PM
Couldn't find this one either....
A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Montana. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would also like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen w-h-o-r-e, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice." I'll have the same thing he's having.
A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Montana. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would also like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen w-h-o-r-e, than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice." I'll have the same thing he's having.
ac427cpe
10-10-2003, 04:05 PM
:cwm27: LOL!!!!!!
Ace$nyper
10-10-2003, 05:30 PM
heard it before with clinton and fawell (SP) still funny
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