The Redneck and the Gorilla
YogsVR4
10-10-2003, 03:40 PM
Couldn't find this one posted here.
A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Ron, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Ron had little sense, but possessed enough ability to probe a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
Ron was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500.00?
Ron showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ron announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Ron said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Ron said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Catholic."
Once again the administrator stamped his foot and agreed.
And last of all, Ron stated "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
A small Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Ron, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages.
Ron had little sense, but possessed enough ability to probe a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution.
Ron was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500.00?
Ron showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ron announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions.
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips.."
The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second," Ron said, "you must never tell anyone about this."
The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third," Ron said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Catholic."
Once again the administrator stamped his foot and agreed.
And last of all, Ron stated "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00."
Gafoto
10-10-2003, 04:05 PM
:screwy: :eek7: You are crazy
YogsVR4
10-10-2003, 04:16 PM
:screwy: :eek7: You are crazy
Only in the way I hide the bodies. :evillol:
Only in the way I hide the bodies. :evillol:
Toksin
10-10-2003, 06:35 PM
Only in the way I hide the bodies. :evillol:
PM me we can swap methods.
PM me we can swap methods.
Suislide
10-10-2003, 06:36 PM
PM me we can swap methods.
let....me....out!
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let....me....out!
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