old lady
TheNotoriousMogg
10-08-2003, 06:22 PM
lets hope for this not being a :repost:
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked
up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you
cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy
cat food to eat, and the government requires proof that you are buying
the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to
the store, and they sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier
demanded proof that she had a dog, because older people sometimes eat
dog food.
She went home and brought in her dog, and they sold her dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid, and asked the
cashier to stick her finger in the hole but the cashier refused, saying
"No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her
that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier
put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That
smells like crap." The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy three
rolls of toilet paper?"
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked
up three cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you
cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy
cat food to eat, and the government requires proof that you are buying
the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to
the store, and they sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier
demanded proof that she had a dog, because older people sometimes eat
dog food.
She went home and brought in her dog, and they sold her dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid, and asked the
cashier to stick her finger in the hole but the cashier refused, saying
"No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her
that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier
put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That
smells like crap." The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy three
rolls of toilet paper?"
TexasF355F1
10-08-2003, 06:24 PM
That was only kinda funny.
YogsVR4
10-09-2003, 08:04 AM
hmmmm.... Can't say I've heard that one before, I hope I never do again.... :flipa:
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TheNotoriousMogg
10-09-2003, 09:55 AM
hmmmm.... Can't say I've heard that one before, I hope I never do again.... :flipa:
You bastard :biggrin:
:thefinger :lol2:
You bastard :biggrin:
:thefinger :lol2:
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