new kid on the block needs help!!

ok you guys have probably answered this question a million times....so once more wont hurt.

What are spoon eninges? How much bhp and rpm does a b16a spoon engine give out??

Finally, i own a 1.5 civic 3dr HB, and it looks amazing from the outsaide (F&F style) and so every one tries it on at the lights. And as you can imagine after gettin my ass whooped I am PISSED OFF!! So am thinking of engine conversion. Looking at spoon b16a simply cuz it was mentioned in F&F. what do you guys think and recommend??

Thanks!

You're joking, right? Has SWAT come to your house?

look man i aint joking. I have heard a lot of different stuff about spoon engines and just want to know exactly what there technical specs are!!

Basically, its either a B16B stroked to 1.8liters or a B18C stroked to 2.0liters. They use a thin headgasket and the whole assembly is balanced. really expensive though.

Ask these people...here (http://www.modacar.com/products/Acura/Integra/MODAEnAs/).

You can buy one for like $6,000 and they have a whopping 196hp and 9,000rpm redline or something... btw if you know anything about cars outside of Hollywood, you'll quickly begin to hate that movie.

new kid on the block needs help!!
help yourself Donnie and do some research on your own first. There is this great new invention called the internet...

Looking at spoon b16a simply cuz it was mentioned in F&F.
If they mentioned a dx engine with an intake would that be your next big buy?

If they mentioned a dx engine with an intake would that be your next big buy?

because i'm sure he has one that he's willing to sell... :evillol: :lol2:

yo no need to take the piss you fuckin twat! Why waste my time surfing the net when i can get a dick like you to tell me.

lol @ the angry F&F noob
dude don't even bother with a new engine, go buy some more stickers and neons, you'll go faster than you could ever handle

WOW!!!! boy did this kid step into the wrong forum :nono:

hey no need to take the piss you twat. Anyway, why shall isearch for the information on the net when I can just get it from a dickhead like you!

hey no need to take the piss you twat. Anyway, why shall isearch for the information on the net when I can just get it from a dickhead like you!

So what are we going on for age here guys? I'm guessing no older than 15.

ok you guys have probably answered this question a million times....so once more wont hurt.

So if it's been answered a million times then it wouldn't be too hard to find the answer for would it? :cough: idiot :cough:

What are spoon eninges? How much bhp and rpm does a b16a spoon engine give out??
Actually a decent question not asked in a ignorant way. However this could be answered on your own free time if you were capable of using Google. (that's google.com if you didn't know) Re-reading this i have to comment on the rpm statement. How much rpm an engine puts out has nothing to do how powerful the engine is itself, its correlated with how much (in easy terms) the gas pedal is down. The correct question might be "at what point do they redline at?", to which i'm even hesitant to ask if you know what that means.

Finally, i own a 1.5 civic 3dr HB, and it looks amazing from the outsaide (F&F style) and so every one tries it on at the lights. And as you can imagine after gettin my ass whooped I am PISSED OFF!!
This is where you lose it. I won't even start on the grammar. I also don't even know where to start. Why not put that money that made your car look awesome (which by the way, is probably only your opinion) and invest in some mods to improve performance? Did you actually expect to get your looking like the ones in that movie and expect it to magically go faster? Guys like you make it fun for us who prefer to have sleepers. Though your car may get more attention from viewers, my ride with a similar stock civic engine would eat yours alive, and i don't even have that much done to it. Why would you be "PISSED OFF"? May it be because you just realized civics aren't naturally fast even with a body kit?! The 1.5 you put in your quote, 1.5 what? "HI! I own a one and a half three door civic!" Yes, I know you mean liters.

So am thinking of engine conversion. Looking at spoon b16a simply cuz it was mentioned in F&F. what do you guys think and recommend??
Engine "swap", not conversion. I don't think or know that a conversion is possible. The b20 with the crv head is close to a conversion i think, I don't know much about that one. I don't think its the b20. OH! I know where i can get my facts straight, by using the Search function and researching it myself! I believed they mentioned NOS in that movie. Are you only going to go looking for the infamous blue bottle now? Because there are other brands of "nitrous" as well. To take things out of a movie that was made a few years ago not only shows your lack of knowledge, but no originality either.

Thanks!
You're welcome dickhead.

I take back my comment on the age of 15. I have to bump it up to 16 due to laws regarding what age you can and can't drive at.

Although it may seem a little harsh Whiteracer is right- where in the hell did you think the speed would come from by making your car "look" fast? They are also right on the search function thing too- it works wonders. Also if you want people to keep answering your questions calling them names won't help. If you are serious about wanting to make your car fast do some research, go to shops and ask questions, and be ready to drop some cash cuz its gonna be a little more expensive than adding stickers, a kit, and a wing. Good luck and I hope you realize that movies-esp. F&F- are exaggerations- its a lot harder in the real world. And don't ask me why they wont just answer the question real quick and get it over with- my suggestion don't mention F&F again that might help. PEACE!!!

yeah, the first time I watched that movie I was so blinded by the nice cars that I didnt even pay attention to the details that I now see and laugh when i watch the movie. "sr20's would come up prime 3 days before racewars" as they are looking at empty civic engine bays and when hectar is gonna run spoon engines with T66 turbos and "NOS"
"my car topped out at 140mph today" you see the speedo hit 140, then from outside the car you hear/see him acclerate more and hear him shift again???

I still like the movie but just about everything in the movie is a big lie.

you fucking assholes. Did i say that the speed would come from modifying the exterior....err NO! All I said was that I had done the exterior and now I am interested in doing the engine. You guys are going on about F&F but for most people who had never been interested in cars (like me) that car sparked an interest. Therefore initially, yes I did want my car to be like the F&F so I spent my money making it look good. Upon making that I realised that its not about thye looks but the engine and so now I want to do the eninge up.

Furthermore, just because I dont know much about engines and I dont use the correct terminology (i.e "how much rpm" oh sorry that should say what rpm does it redline at....forgive me for my ignorance you twat) does not mean you can laugh at me. At;east I am willing to learn and enquire about stuff.

Now, to the search engine crap. I have searched on engines for answeres to my questions on spoon engines and have found sites such as the spoon europe site but these websites have not answered my questions. So I thought I would ask on a forum .....which as far as I know is designed for people with a common INTEREST (not immense KNOWLEDGE) can talk about paticular or general things and ask questions which they are unsure about to which they will receive their answer quickly and with ease. Or then again it could have been designed for arrogant pricks like whiteracer who know everything about cars but fuck all about anything else.

In furtherance to what I have already said I would like to offer my sinceresr apologies for the grammar I implemented. I was mistaken to think that this was a casual forum rather than a (fucking) English language examination. Due to my misunderstanding I began to stray away from the grammatical rules and started to begin sentences with the word AND. Oh my god I hope the grammar police do not come and punish me too severely but more importantly will God ever be able to forgives me for this?

Ra227, I respect what you have said but just want to comment that I did not think my car would go faster by adding stickers. Secondly, I spent alot of money on the exterior and know that the engine issue will cost much more.

You see, whiteracer your just a dickhead! You could have easily just answered the question and said to me that the best way to learn is to do research but you had to be a prick along with a few others.

You made many assumptions about me because your a stuck up knob. You assumed I modified my car exterior thinking it would make it fster, you assumed I was from the United Stets of Dickheads like you but im not. Im from the UK and as far as I know everyone refers to 1500cc engines as 1.5 only a fucking dickhead like yourself would say, "1.5 what? "HI! I own a one and a half three door civic!" Evryone knows what we mean by 1.5 and so do you and hence nobody writes the litres after it.

So basically, in conclusion whiteracer your a cock sucking gay bastard! So this is how its going down...
FUCK JEFFC
FUCK RICOCHET
AND FUCK WHITE RACER AND FUCK YOUR MOM.

As to the rest of you all who tried to help me, thanks.

Help me think of a new user name. HondaJunkie is already taken and my immagination stop's there. :banghead:

Errm, I have a suitable one. "DICKHEAD!"

AND FUCK YOUR MOM

I used to have a freind that said that quite often, and he got beat up quite often as well. Is that you, JB? :lol: :rofl:

Is the rest UK filled with childish little pansies like you? Damn you whine like a little girl. Go buy your Spoon engine here www.inlinefour.com and have fun tearing it down every oil change. You know nothing about engines so it should be a fun show watching you do that. Stick to spoilers and stickers, they're simple mods for simple minds like yours.

And please send us video of the smoke pouring from under your hood when you blow the welds on the intake and fry the piston rings, F&F style.

Hey badboycivic... by reading your post about you being pissed from beating beaten in your car that "looks" fast is where I got my idea from. If that was wrong then maybe you should have rephrased it so that it would not be taken the wrong way-or- in a mature manner expressed how we missed the true meaning behind the post.
Anyway... I kinda know how you about getting jumped on- I have seen it happen many times here- but the way you and others respond to this are a little over-the-top IMO. Not making excuses. I think everyone needs to relax-WHUSAHH...WHUSAHH...Like I said before in my last post; don't ask me why the people who know the answers won't just answer them- if for no other reason than to shut you up since you annoy them so much. Guess your a victim of circumstance- this question has probably been asked one time too many so the people who frequent this site probably just got pissed at the question, and making fun of you was like an added bonus.
Thats why I said to do research- not to be a dick- but because that is what I do because sometimes it is honestly easier to do independent research than have to deal with getting wrong or misguided info. or just people not liking your ass on this forum. I typed to much... :eek: PEACE!!!

yo sideshowrich this has got nothing to do with you so why you riding on ricochets dick u faggot mother fucker!

Nobody's going to side with an ignorant F&F noob with a big mouth. You might as well just leave this forum now, or change your name and not be a dumbass next time.

And please send us video of the smoke pouring from under your hood when you blow the welds on the intake and fry the piston rings, F&F style.
ahahahahah!!!! :newbie: :owned:


but seriously, this is getting out of hand. If any mods see this and can do something about it, feel free to do so.

No, i'll pass on the screen name "dickhead". Thanks though. Maybe i'll go with "guessmyagebythewayitypeonline" (guess it still at 16 guys) This is wasting two pages and you have yet to find your answer. All you had to do was put it this way, "Hi, i'm a newb so don't flame on me, but what are spoon engines?" So here, come back in a year, ask your question like that, then maybe you'll learn something from these people with "immense KNOWLEDGE". I do not know everything about cars, that is an impossible feat. As simple as honda's are, i don't even know everything about them, I don't think anyone one these boards does. That would require a vast amount of knowledge (and research!).

(currently taking bets to see if this guy makes it past 50 posts)

yo sideshowrich this has got nothing to do with you so why you riding on ricochets dick u faggot mother fucker!

I'm not riding anyones dick, just breaking your balls. Come to think of it, my buddy JB was the only person I knew that took the trouble to say faggot and not just fag.... but again, I'm just breaking your balls.

Spoon engines are nice, but there's a lot out there that you can do to a honda that will beat a spoon engine-equipped car. Yes, you get to say "I've got a Spoon engine," and the yellow valve cover looks nice too, but it won't matter to the guy running 15psi on his sleeved turbo B20. Take the huge amount of money you would pay for a spoon B16 or B18, and you could build an engine that would easily beat the spoon engine. My :2cents:

And the F&F..... I liked it the first time I watched it, but when I paid attention to the technical aspects of things, I found it to be more of a comedy than anything.

you guys are gay, cocksuking bastards. So why dont yall go fuck each other! :rofl:

And ricochet learn how to spell "knob" before ypu start using it!

Sideshowrich, the only reason I wrote faggot was becasue for some reason we have to be grammaically correct on this forum. And you used to have a friend....ahhh so sad....but realistically nobody wants to be friends with a gay cocksucker except perhaps other gays like i dont know *cough* Ricochet & whiteracer *cough.*

Theonly reason you all knock cars that look good but dont drive much better than standard specs is because you all are ugly mother fuckers and you guys in a hot looking car is like a naked 90 year old bitch in a ferrari enzo! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you are such a dumb little bastard. if you are trying to get them to stop talking shit to you, stopping talking shit yourself and that might help. and last time i checked, noob isnt a word at all to check the spelling of, and I doubt he was actually calling you a "knob", noob is an even more degrading term than newbie!

later NOOB :loser:

Me in a hot looking car is just another day at work.

And I've seen plenty of kids like you. All show, no go. Plenty of them here, and they all whine when they get beat. There used to be a kid with an eclipse painted exactly like the one in F&F, same wing and body kit too, but the engine, suspension, even the wheels are stock. He thought he was hot shit, and would rev (weak) at almost anything, then lose bad. He made the mistake of revving on a guy I knew that drove a 20B-equipped single turbo RX-7, with no exterior mods except a good coat of wax, and got slaughtered. And about fifteen people saw it happen. I haven't seen the car on the roads since.....

And even if that kid was my only friend, that's still one more friend than you've probably ever had.....

And I'd take a McLaren F1 over an Enzo any day.

Badboy what ever the fuck your name is, first of all no one ever said you had to be gramtically correct. Second calling ppl names and things of that nature isnt really necessary. Just becuase someone is getting on your case it's because you sound immature asking about spoon engines "becasue they were mentioned in f@f". Seeing as you even mentioned f@f and engine swapping people here on this board are going to make jokes. Like it was said before do some research. Now as far as the flaming goes, simply hope a moderator doesnt see it or you will be warned and then if it continues banned. Ok so some of the ppl you mentioned were out of line. SO FUCKING WHAT. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT DONT SOUND LIKE SOME DIPSHITTED FUCKING KID AND CALL NAMES, to me you sound like some little punk ass 16 yr old who had mommy and daddy pay for your little piece of shit of a car and then you realized it was slow. Be mature and you will learn, act like a fuck face and you will get banned. Hopefully you will learn about what motor you want and how to swap it into your car so you will have some go with your show. Have fun.

to seriously try and give you some help (you said youve seen pages with spoon engines on them, Im sure youve seen prices as well and have some decent bank then) just swap in a B18b and boost it, 5k and your whoopin on most cars.

to me you sound like some little punk ass 16 yr old who had mommy and daddy pay for your little piece of shit of a car and then you realized it was slow.

Yay! someone else thinks he's barely 16 as well! :iceslolan

Well I was just pointing out my opinion,which at the momen remains the same....seeing has he hasnt posted again.

ok look, i wanna get a few things straight. First of all my "moomy and daddy" did not pay for my car, okay, i worked my fuckin ass off to get it done. Second of all, i meant no offenec when i was calling people gays and the like. I was just annoyed that I just asked a simple question and just beacuse i mentioned the fast and the furious i was mocked. Hey, its not my fault my interest in cars spawned from trhe film. Surely initially most of you guys wanted nice looking cars and only on driving various cars did you think, that hey its better to modify the engine than to have a "all show and no go ride."

So, basically, I can be a man about all this and say sorry to everone who I offended or dissed. But it wasnt all my fault.

And without sounding as though I am taking the piss banditkiller, you say that I sound immature asking about spoon engines because they were mentioned in the F&F but I am not exactly going to wake up one day and think perhaps there are engines out there called spoon. The F&F may have had many contradictions, incorrect information and a shit stroy line but certain aspects of it gave many ideas (well atleast many in the UK where the modifying scene has kicked off really because of the movie itself). For example, the idea of neons, graphics, NOS etc.

Good Job Badboy... I'm impressed. I think that if you read closely to the previous posts- even some of the flaming posts- you will see the opinions of the people who were posting. I take it that most people think it is a good engine but is kinda expensive. So expensive that you would be better to get a normal engine and build it up and probably beat the spoon engine. :smokin:

id never spend that kind of money on a spoon engine for my car. Id rather be fast in a straight line, and thats not what a spoons for.

Well Badboy glad to hear that you saved up and bought your own car. I wasnt meaning to flame you either with the post just maybe make aware of things. Either way have you figured out what engine you want to get? There are a great number of possible engines and what you could do to them to make your car fast. Its all about the money. If you need any help, advice or opinions on what you might want to do feel free to ask . Have fun .

as far as i know, "bad boy", no one here has tried to help you much..and youre not going to get the help youre looking for if you keep calling us 3rd grde names like twat lol..white is right.. the internet is a very imformative place..and you should try to do as much as you can yourself before asking us "cock scuking gay bastards" for help.. if you had said PLEASE.. maybe it wouldve come a lil bit easier mr. f&f.. but i suggest you try bein a lil more polite to everyone that you are begging for help from..... see you on the streets =)

and youre not going to get the help youre looking for if you keep calling us 3rd grde names like twat lol..
Check the dates on these threads before replying to them, everybody you just tried to argue with has been gone from the board for a while. Great job twat.

Wil a Mod Please Kill this post. Sonick117.... look at the date of hte last post on a thread before posting in it. if its over a month old (in this case over a year old) do not post in it.
Thank you.

I didn't even read all of this thread, I just read his post and started to cry it was so funny.